The RPG you've all been waiting for - Barkley: Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

Queasy

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The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

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Yes, this an actual videogame! Fan-made and for free.

And before anyone says "wrong forum", this is just so f'n funny that it seems OT worthy to me.

 

ViRGE

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I really am not sure what to say to this, it's so far out there that it just kind of blows your mind.:Q
 

paulxcook

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Fantastic. Marked. But will it be better than Shaq-Fu?

LOL there's a character in the game called Vinceborg, a Vince Carter cyborg.
 

cirrhosis

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I downloaded this last night.

FTMFW!

There are some glaring bugs that irk me - freezes that require me to cancel the process and one bug where the backgrounds disappear and even a reinstall won't fix it.

Otherwise its great.