The right way to email a professor about your grade

[Mr. Lennon]

My friend just received this email from one of his students...

prof. columbo what is the extra credit ? i rly need at least a B in your class, i know ive been missin class cuse i had to work plus i didn do well on my last 2 tests, so i just wanna know what i can do, any extra credit, im transfeirng to UCI so i rly need a B in this class

 

[BoomerD]

that ought to do it...Hopefully it's not an English class...

 

[zinfamous]

I would fail the fucker out of principle.

Then post the email on blackboard for the entire school to see.

 

[Fayd]

he's lookin to suck dick.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

I would mark that as if it were coursework and add the inevitable F-type grade to his weighting.

 

[Cheesetogo]

Yeah..,.

 

[Dumac]

Lol

At least he cares enough to ask...I guess?

College isn't for everyone...

Also how can someone who writes like that be getting a C (presumably) in your friend's class?

 

[DominionSeraph]

u ppl ned 2 quit making fun of ppl who talk liek dis. Its a srs medical condishin!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Also how can someone who writes like that be getting a C (presumably) in your friend's class?

I know someone that got a C in physical chemistry (thermodynamics, calculus) without understanding how to covert cm^3 to mm^3. When you go to an incredibly mediocre school where everyone has old exams which are identical to new ones, anyone can pass.

 

[Kadarin]

Prof should straight up fail that guy asap; he does not belong in college.

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Lol

At least he cares enough to ask...I guess?

College isn't for everyone...

Also how can someone who writes like that be getting a C (presumably) in your friend's class?

I don't think he is even at a C.

 

[shortylickens]

I would fail the fucker out of principle.

Then post the email on blackboard for the entire school to see.

You use BlackBoard too?
Sucks ass doesnt it?

 

[ichy]

An idiot who writes an e-mail like that should never have been able to graduate high school, much less go to college.

 

[Powermoloch]

fail e-mail, that fella should flip burgers.

 

[zokudu]

Don't most email clients have spell check?

 

[shortylickens]

An idiot who writes an e-mail like that should never have been able to graduate high school, much less go to college.

I dont wanna go on a rant about college students (because I do that at least once a week already) but the above email is not at all surprising to me.
Their grammar is so fucked up I actually feel sorry for them. It stopped being funny a long time ago, now its just scary.

 

[OCGuy]

he's lookin to suck dick.

Yep. He wants to suck his way to a B.

Somebody here please spoof that email account and pretend to be the professor....tell him he can get a B-, but he has to "earn it."

This could get good...

 

[Farmer]

An idiot who writes an e-mail like that should never have been able to graduate high school, much less go to college.

This thread goes so well with all the recent threads stating how college degrees are worthless.

It's fucking shameful.

Was this a UC?

 

[zokudu]

I dont wanna go on a rant about college students (because I do that at least once a week already) but the above email is not at all surprising to me.
Their grammar is so fucked up I actually feel sorry for them. It stopped being funny a long time ago, now its just scary.

I don't get it...just use spell check and it will look passable.

 

[shortylickens]

I don't get it...just use spell check and it will look passable.

Thats my fucking point!

The dumb lazy fucktards are too spoiled. They dont even have the good sense to pretend they give a shit anymore. At least lie or make up a good story and fix your grammar!
Sorry sons of bitches!

 

[PottedMeat]

I don't get it...just use spell check and it will look passable.

"oh that's what those red squiggly lines are for!"

where do most uc irvine ( that uci? ) students transfer from?

 

[Wyndru]

Ugh, that is how the kids write on gaming forums. I used to think it was done on purpose and just as texting shorthand, but some of these just make the person look retarded.

 

[MotF Bane]

Fail him.

 

[BTA]

racial slurs usually help

 

[OCGuy]

UCI as in University of California Irvine, AKA University of Civics and Integras......?

Your friend is Asian....right?