The rhyme thread

[Metalloid]

Listen to the booming sound
Of this place called Underground
Need for Speed is what I'm playing
Are you getting what I'm saying?

My Nissan Skyline GT-R
The finish line isnt' far
Powerslide around the turn
The tires spin, the rubber burns

Shift to 6th and hit the NOS
Your pride is shot, the race you lost
I really dont like to brag or boast
But when you race with me your toast

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

I had forgotten about that one time
when i had shown a FEW of you mine
But i will not do that anymore
without atleast getting one with you on all four

If you and I were to lay,
I hear from other's it'd be in hay.
For a set of udders you bring to the mix,
On all fours, for you'd be six.

😉

 

[Amorphus]

With all vehemence I must damn this thread,
for it has me composing rhyme, subconciously,
constantly playing over, in my head;
I need to go and get out. Honestly!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
With all vehemence I must damn this thread,
for it has me composing rhyme, subconciously,
constantly playing over, in my head;
I need to go and get out. Honestly!

Oh what a nice change of rhyming,
now go, you must run
get out, to have some fun
Onward soldier! To get some hyme.....
To warm it up bring Bacardi Limon!

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Amorphus
With all vehemence I must damn this thread,
for it has me composing rhyme, subconciously,
constantly playing over, in my head;
I need to go and get out. Honestly!

Oh what a nice change of rhyming,
now go, you must run
get out, to have some fun
Onward soldier! To get some hyme.....
To warm it up bring Bacadi Limon!

Alas, I am not alone where I stand -
one came before me who used A-B-A-B;
xxAgentCowxx was the name of he,
And now I just noticed you used A-B-B-A.... You suck, man!

Now I am beset with ego,
I must vanquish this affront to my pride!
This insult to my skill will not go unnoticed;
Forward I march, onward ho!
To the lands of greater rhymes I ride!
You'd better watch out, 'cuz this poet's pissed!

:wine:😀
P.S.:
Into this thread, by curiosity was I brought,
but this endeavor is far more worthwhile than I'd thought!

 

[linuxboy]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
I am Sam

Sam I am,

Do you like green eggs and ham?

That I do, but yet this dale
This vast depth that makes me wail
This thread's glory in its wonder
Makes me split my hairs asunder
Makes me vomit, makes me puke
Makes me want to speak rebuke
Yet, I fear, that your good offer
More than tempts my mind's coffer
Tempts to dine with you, my Sam.
Tempts to eat your green eggs and ham.


Cheers ! 🙂

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: linuxboy

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
I am Sam

Sam I am,

Do you like green eggs and ham?

That I do, but yet this dale
This vast depth that makes me wail
This thread's glory in its wonder
Makes me split my hairs asunder
Makes me vomit, makes me puke
Makes me want to speak rebuke
Yet, I fear, that your good offer
More than tempts my mind's coffer
Tempts to dine with you, my Sam.
Tempts to eat your green eggs and ham.


Cheers ! 🙂

You better all start heading home.
Looks to me like you just got p\/\/n3d.

 

[linuxboy]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: linuxboy

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
I am Sam

Sam I am,

Do you like green eggs and ham?

That I do, but yet this dale
This vast depth that makes me wail
This thread's glory in its wonder
Makes me split my hairs asunder
Makes me vomit, makes me puke
Makes me want to speak rebuke
Yet, I fear, that your good offer
More than tempts my mind's coffer
Tempts to dine with you, my Sam.
Tempts to eat your green eggs and ham.


Cheers ! 🙂

You better all start heading home.
Looks to me like you just got p\/\/n3d.

P\/\/n3ge!? Let your mouth be stilled!
Let your lips no tempest make
Then, the fears are wormed, instilled
And the bull's horns slowly shake.
In their weakness, they will fall
And their heavy armor, struck
Stands no chance against the wordy brawl
So they fight, and fall, and spend their luck
Warn the children! (not the drunken men)
Cry to women! (if they have a sense)
Run, and yell, and yell again, and then...
Hide, and tremble in suspense.
For the last words of this sonnet
Are unwritten.

😉

Cheers ! 🙂

 

[jinduy]

stay at the bottom of the food chain
because you are lacking a brain
you better stay in place
before i fart in your face!:disgust:

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

my what big words he has
im not quite into this jazz
do i dare enter this fray?
no no i decide nay

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

damn you all have this stuck in my head
im even rhyming in another thread
why did you have to do this so
it makes me think of edgar alan poe

even though i cannot do this well
i try and try but i must tell
there is not a poet in me
so i decide, not to be

 

[alkemyst]

I hope noone is putting a lot of time in this,
that would crazy, tsk tsk tsk.
Pea-sized brains should stay on the real short bus,
come to ATOT, your chin will feel my [cannot cuss]!

 

[BigKev]

Why do I waste my time with this crap,
all these wannabes trying to rap.
If I ever make it out of here alive,
I'll have to cook for a family of five.

That didn't make sense but I don't care,
Instead you should worry about cutting your hair.
While you're at the barbershop riddle me this,
Who encrypts such a horrible diss?

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: ISO
Why do I waste my time with this crap,
all these wannabes trying to rap.
If I ever make it out of here alive,
I'll have to cook for a family of five.

That didn't make sense but I don't care,
Instead you should worry about cutting your hair.
While you're at the barbershop riddle me this,
Who encrypts such a horrible diss?

Hey you! An irony I sense,
in your signature in the face so dense,
a quote, from our dear forum's oversee,
whose significance stirs a chuckle in me.

:wine:🙂