The rhyme thread

[Syringer]

Each response should be a rhyme
It's free and doesn't cost a dime

It'll be a good opportunity to nef
No one's judging, not even a ref

And to whoever says this is dumb
So what you can come up with, ya bum

 

[Platypus]

purple and orange

 

[alexjohnson16]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
purple and orange

pwned.

 

[marquee]

It's 5 o'clock, time to get off work.
Go watch some pr0n, have myself a jerk.

 

[Beau]

3 replies made, and this thread is already damned
New users are suck, and I hope this one gets banned

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: alexjohnson16

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
purple and orange

pwned.

The other day I was about to eat an orange,
but I managed to squish it in a door hinge,
along with my poor young gerbil;
I'm afraid he may have turned purple!

Slant rhymes. 🙂

 

[alkemyst]

I hear that Beau just got married,
to a girl that came sans cherried.

Å

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
I hear that Beau just got married,
to a girl that came sans cherried.

Å

:Q

 

[nodoubts2k]

i missed the palm hot deal
man i wish i grabbed it, it was a steal
but i cant delay
on atot all day

 

[badmouse]

I try to type
but it doesn't work
;alksdjfo 'lejfkjn djk alsdkjf;khf;afl;kaf
I'm such a jerk

 

[slightlyhuman]

watching channel six on my fifteen inch
all you other little newbs are sitting on da bench


my sh!ts so hot on the street it'll melt ya tires
leaving ya mentally scared like michael myres



my flows hurt so bad they tickle
i aint a rugrat but you can call me tommy pickle

 

[brunswickite]

i just saw The Italion Job
it was about gold, they rob

The chick in the movie, I would bang
all i want is bang bang bang
i dont want to know her name
bang bang bang!
bang bang bang!

 

[aircooled]

I dont think that guy's a newbie.
Think I'll roll another doobie.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

From pasting posts from the xanga of the rich girl you admire...
To bragging about poker hands that you win at the wire...
To be honest, Syringer your posts leave much to be desired
Leave OT alone, or we'll get you banned and force you to retire.

 

[Syringer]

Desired doesn't rhyme with retire
You keep following me around
Am I someone you admire?

 

[Jzero]

Stop that rhyming, I mean it!

 

[aircooled]

now that I'm finished beating my meat
I look for a thread titled "aircooled for elite"

 

[EyeMWing]

Oh my god
I am zod
And I like to roll in sod
And my grass
Is greener than your ass
Drive too slow and I will pass.
You ain't funny
You got no money
Turn your back on me and I'll take your honey

Word. IRC rapper in the house, you turd!

 

[aircooled]

I'll try not to leave my load on your rack.
But please just consider it a high protein snack.

🙂

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Why do i sit here doing nothing but neffing
Isnt there someone i should be f'ing

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Why do i sit here doing nothing but neffing
Isnt there someone i should be f'ing

if you're really a red-head, I like you the most.
please take a look at my previous post 😉

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Why do i sit here doing nothing but neffing
Isnt there someone i should be f'ing

if you're really a red-head, I like you the most.
please take a look at my previous post 😉

It's your previous post that got me thinking
I wonder if its me to whom you are winking :Q

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Why do i sit here doing nothing but neffing
Isnt there someone i should be f'ing

if you're really a red-head, I like you the most.
please take a look at my previous post 😉

It's your previous post that got me thinking
I wonder if its me to whom you are winking :Q

Let us take a pause from this budding romance,
To remind the two of you to get a room before removing your pants.

 

[DaveJ]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Stop that rhyming, I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

😀

Dave

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Why do i sit here doing nothing but neffing
Isnt there someone i should be f'ing

if you're really a red-head, I like you the most.
please take a look at my previous post 😉

It's your previous post that got me thinking
I wonder if its me to whom you are winking :Q

Let us take a pause from this budding romance,
To remind the two of you to get a room before removing your pants.

Don't hate the players, hate the game
You're just jealous you cant do the same 😛