The Republican Party considering changing the elephant

[OutHouse]

The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the
Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly
reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to
inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a
bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while
screwing others.
And, furthermore, it was reported today that at a
White House staff meeting last week there was a heated
discussion about the health of Vice President Cheney
and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and
stated emphatically that "Men do not have anginas."
The President was especially perplexed when a staffer
said that Cheney has "acute angina."

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I take it you are not a Republican?

 

[Scipionix]

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
I take it you are not a Republican?

I'm also assuming he could not have come up with something soooo clever using his own brain cells

 

[OutHouse]

Its a joke, and you are right im not that clever.

 

[Vortex22]

They should change it to a monkey.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Funny stuff.

The Dems. shouldn't do anything to theirs. The jackass is very apropriate.

 

[Torghn]

Well the Demo's already have the correct emblem, the jack ASS.

 

[Calundronius]

Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Funny stuff.

The Dems. shouldn't do anything to theirs. The jackass is very apropriate.

Originally posted by: Torghn
Well the Demo's already have the correct emblem, the jack ASS.

Make sure to take all politcal party jokes as direct assults on your self-worth.

Donkey = Jack ASS!!! ROFL!!! Who'd have thought?!?!

 

[Moonbeam]

Probably change it to the ostrich but with its head somewhere else than in the sand.

Bigest market decline in any presidency since Nixon

 

[Dragnov]

Yet approval ratings remain high! Oh, and you think the majority of the public are republicans?

 

[Red Dawn]

Oh, and you think the majority of the public are republicans?

The approval ratings are articially high due to Americans wanted to oput forth a united front in wake of the Terrorist attaxcks. Unfortuantely for the Americans, the Democrats suck just as hard as the Republicans. Also Bushes popularity is based on his holding the office (Patriotism) not his party. It's comes to this, a vote for either parties candidate is more of a no confidence against their opposition than a vote in support of the candidate.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Probably change it to the ostrich but with its head somewhere else than in the sand.

Bigest market decline in any presidency since Nixon

And to think all this started under a democrat..It's amazing what crap they left a republican to deal with, but what can we expect they are all a bunch of jackasses anyways

 

[DigDug]

Professor Leibstrom! ahahahahah!

 

[geekender]

Yeah, you can't have Reagan and a symbol for memory as your icon.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Probably change it to the ostrich but with its head somewhere else than in the sand.

I nominate you to pose for the official picture. All you gotta do is hold still.

 

[Mrburns2007]

Originally posted by: geekender
Yeah, you can't have Reagan and a symbol for memory as your icon.

Making fun of someone with a disease isn't cool.

 

[Moonbeam]

Moonbeam says cheese: