the redneck anthem....

[xyyz]

I found this somewhat funny....

When those of you who aren't American are verbally assulted by a Redneck (i'll hold off naming a few) who is overly zelous about bombing any country that dare defy US policy... think about the last description, place it to a redneck face and then hang a tag with the luzer's handle under it.

Please understand the majority of us aren't like this... we're actually pretty cool people who are educated and intersted in countries other than our own great nation.


-----------

I AM ITALIAN

Ciao...
I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a
school janitor.
I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night.
And I don't drive a Camaro.
And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge.

I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for
pizza.
I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.
And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car
during the worldcup.
Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies,
Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors,
And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!!

Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,
The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of
Europe!!
My name is Guiseppe !!!
AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I AM PAKISTANI

Allo,
I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant.

I don't go to fleamarkets, or worshipelephants, or eat
with my hands.
And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from
Rundle.

I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a
week,
I believe in discounts, not full price.
And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car
during a terrorist siege.

A turban IS an article of clothing.
Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods
Curry is a VERY tasty dish,
and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee!!

Pakistan IS a third world country,
The first nation of Cricket
And the BEST part of the south asia!!
My name is Raheem!
AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!


I AM CHINESE!

Wai...
I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a
laundromat.
I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't
drive a souped-up Civic.
And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt
Heights.

I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the
sidewalk.
I believe in giving cash, not gifts
And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO.
I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during
a massacre,

Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk
Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.
And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa

China is the LARGEST country in Asia
The FIRST nation of PING-PONG,
And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!
My name is FUNG!!!
AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and finally........



I AM AMERICAN

Wassup...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or
well-liked.
And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet,
or drive very well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
although I'm pretty sure they were American.

I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not
opinionated,
Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,
unless I go somewhere.
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is
for LOSERS,
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in
the world,
The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!

 

[minendo]

I thought it was going to be "I'm my own grandpa."

 

[xyyz]

<< I thought it was going to be "I'm my own grandpa." >>



i'm pretty sure this can be incorparated... since it holds true for many inbred bastards.

 

[etech]

xyyz

So your position is to perpetuate the stereotypes instead of actually debating the issues that are raised.

Good plan.

 

[AnthraX101]

Wow. I thought this was just going to be another retarded thread with a thinly veiled nef. Boy, how wrong I was

Armani

 

[GISTechnician]

Describe yourself xyyz.

Basically your saying everybody in great except Americans, right?

 

[Red Dawn]

xyyz

<< I found this somewhat funny.... >>

Of course you did.

 

[Tauren]

As for your sig, you're wrong.

 

[aphex]

your an idiot xyyz, keep your crap to yourself

 

[xyyz]

I knew the rednecks would come out of the woodwork and find this offensive.

I think when they say "redneck anthem" they figured it had something to do with a inter-family dating service. I'm sorry to disappoint.



<< So your position is to perpetuate the stereotypes instead of actually debating the issues that are raised. >>



actually... I think this JOKE cleared some stereotypes... as for the redneck "stereotype" it's no stereotype... one simply needs to look at Red Dawn and his kin to see the last bit reflected into some sort of semi-human social structure.

what issue can be raised here? rednecks are stupid... there isn't much argument to follow.

if you want to be the PC police... I can point you to many other comments.... why don't you first start with the comment made by our lovable 3-handed (all on the right wrist) redneck, Red Dawn, and his remarks about Persians?



<< Basically your saying everybody in great except Americans, right? >>



Absolutely not. You didn't read my intial remark did you? I am referring to Rednecks... who feel that unless you share their stupid views... you cannot consider yourself an American. I'm trying to say that most of us are pretty laid back and do not hold the "nuke 'em" motto dear to our hearts.

When those of you who aren't American are verbally assulted by a Redneck (i'll hold off naming a few) who is overly zelous about bombing any country that dare defy US policy... think about the last description, place it to a redneck face and then hang a tag with the luzer's handle under it.

Please understand the majority of us aren't like this... we're actually pretty cool people who are educated and intersted in countries other than our own great nation.[/i] >>



Besides... I'm a natural born US citizen (although the redneck doesn't believe I'm a citizen because I don't have a gunrack in my car) , in saying that everybody is great except Americans... well you get the point.

Tauren, not that I particularly give a flying F- what you think... but i'm sorry if my making a joke at the expense of your lifestyle offended you.

Red Dawn... you're too easy of a target... like I said... i'm sorry I didn't post pictures of your relatives for you to drool over causing you to partake in other one-handed activites.

 

[Texmaster]

<< Red Dawn... you're too easy of a target... like I said... i'm sorry I didn't post pictures of your relatives for you to drool over causing you to partake in other one-handed activites. >>



Xyyz, congradulations. For the second time in history Red Dawn and I are on the same side.

BTW, that comment you made about Dawn on his kids was below the belt. You are just a childish, self righteus, elitist snob who can't do anything more than whine.

Pathetic.

And this redneck has more education and has embarassed you in more arguements than Dan Quail against Lloyd Benson.

Quit while your behind little buddy.

 

[ToBeMe]

Hey xyyz...............would you please give the correct definition of "redneck", how the term came to be, and exactly what it represents?????


This ought to be good.................. LOL!

 

[Viper GTS]

<< Hey xyyz...............would you please give the correct definition of "redneck", how the term came to be, and exactly what it represents????? >>



The term "redneck" resulted from the permanent tan that blue collar workers achieved on the back of their necks from working in the sun all day. Particularly prevalent in southern areas of the US.

Viper GTS

 

[Amused]

xyyz is an oxymoron unto himself...

He's a self loathing elitist.

He hates his country, and most of the people in it because they refuse to agree with his clearly superior views. And I'll bet that he hates being an American.

 

[Maetryx]

WTF? Where is this coming from, xyyz? Apparently from excessive youth. How old are you? A cut and paste joke followed by generic stereotyping of "rednecks".... Is that your best shot?

I don't even know why I bother. Take this reply as a "fart in your general direction. I wave my privates at your aunties".

Don't forget to rate xyyz.

 

[ToBeMe]

<<

<< Hey xyyz...............would you please give the correct definition of "redneck", how the term came to be, and exactly what it represents????? >>



The term "redneck" resulted from the permanent tan that blue collar workers achieved on the back of their necks from working in the sun all day. Particularly prevalent in southern areas of the US.

Viper GTS >>


Dang man..............you took the fun out of it! I wanted to see xyyz's definition..............please edit the correct one you just gave out so I can get a laugh...............

 

[xyyz]

<< xyyz is an oxymoron unto himself... >>



please elaborate... i'd love to see the reasoning behind this one.



<< He's a self loathing elitist. >>



You people see anyone who leans towards the liberal end of the spectrum and who does not share your viewpoint as an elitist.



<< He hates his country, and most of the people in it because they refuse to agree with his clearly superior views. And I'll bet that he hates being an American. >>



If I cared what you and your kin thought... well I don't so there's no use talking about this.

It means very little to me if you believe this fact.. but, I was patriotic well before it became "trendy." However, unlike the idiot masses that you people comprise, I don't think blindly agreeing with everything the US government says and does make a patriot. It makes for a nationalist which is extremely dangerous to the prosperity of this nation that I love.

 

[xyyz]

<< Xyyz, congradulations. For the second time in history Red Dawn and I are on the same side. >>



that's lovely... now maybe you can swap relatives.



<< BTW, that comment you made about Dawn on his kids was below the belt. You are just a childish, self righteus, elitist snob who can't do anything more than whine. >>



you silly S-... you don't know where that one came from does it? if you cared to... you'd see that he was the person who first started this S- about the kids a in another thread. i don't start this sort of rubbish...



<< And this redneck has more education and has embarassed you in more arguements than Dan Quail against Lloyd Benson. >>



whatever makes you happy pookie... you think you've embarassed me... but you've only come across as the great ATOT idiot... i can pretty much gurantee that you are more hated on ATOT than I am... which is quite a feat.

you don't know your head from your ass when it comes to a factual argument....



<< Quit while your behind little buddy. >>



behind you? a place that I pray i'll never be...

 

[xyyz]

<< Hey xyyz...............would you please give the correct definition of "redneck", how the term came to be, and exactly what it represents?????


This ought to be good.................. LOL! >>




sheesh... stupid request seem to light-up people like you.


here's a bit on the history of the term:

"Redneck dates to 1830, when it was first used to denote the Presbyterians of Fayetteville. The significance of the name is somewhat obscure. Three explanations are commonly offered. First, it could be a reference to a ruddy neck caused by anger. Second, it could be a reference to sunburned necks caused by working in the fields all day. Finally, it could be a reference to pellagra which turns the neck red.

There is also a tale in which it referred to striking coal miners tale who wore red bandannas a means of group identification. This is unlikely due to what we know of its origin. The sunburn or pellagra explanation seems more likely than the anger one.

Interestingly, the Afrikaans Rooinek, which literally means redneck, is a disparaging term the Boers used to apply to the British and later became associated with any European immigrant to South Africa."

However... nowadays... and this is how I use it... it's a term used in a disparaging manner to refer to a white person (usually a southerner) who resists change and other views.

 

[xyyz]

<< WTF? Where is this coming from, xyyz? Apparently from excessive youth. How old are you? A cut and paste joke followed by generic stereotyping of "rednecks".... Is that your best shot?

I don't even know why I bother. Take this reply as a "fart in your general direction. I wave my privates at your aunties".

Don't forget to rate xyyz. >>



no you half-brained wonder... the entire thing was a "joke" i made no part of it... I cut and pasted it as I found it.

if you found it offensive... well tough S-... you'll still continue to grow as an individual... or so we hope.

 

[Geekbabe]

XYYZ,

"factual argurment" ??

When do you intend to start using a factual argument ? all I've seen from you thus far is insults that are making you look a lot worse than the people you think you are besting in this debate.

 

[Red Dawn]

xyyz spewing more of his ill-conceived logic

 

[Wallydraigle]

You are a very rude little boy. Nice flamebait. Don't feed the troll people.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< You are a very rude little boy. Nice flamebait. Don't feed the troll people. >>

Aww common, this is so much fun. Just waiting for him to try and come up with something remotely clever is well worth the anticipation.

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

<< xyyz spewing more of his ill-conceived logic >>



for once Red Dawn you and I share the same View point....

XYYZ Granted the intial post was intended as humor but it wasn't funny, because it didn't "single out" The Sterotypical Redneck as you suggested it Encompessed the entire american community. I personally found it mildly offensive, I have a great sence of humor I can laugh at almost anything but that wasn't really funny.

I understood your intention to post something you found humorous but you didn't stop to think about the flames you might get from those people who were really offened. Your making fun of peoples childern your spewing out names and other Verbal trash, and you expect them not to defend themseleves?

I agree with Theamusedone, your coming off as an elitiest who seems to think that you are better than everyone else. I grew up around people like that most of them are still a$$holes.