The really ugly duckling.

[SSSnail]

Once upon a time there was a mother duck and a father duck who had seven baby ducklings. Six of them were regular-looking ducklings. The seventh was a really ugly duckling.

Everyone use to say, "What a nice looking bunch of ducklings - all except that one. Boy, he's really ugly."

The ugly duckling heard these people, but he didn't care. He knew that one day he would probably grow up to be a swan and be bigger and look better than anything in the pond.

Well, as it turned out, he was just a really ugly duckling. And he grew up to be just a really ugly duck.

The moral of the story is, some of you will be ugly for the rest of your life.

Cheers!

 

[PieIsAwesome]

D:

 

[evident]

cringeworthy

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The ugly barnacle is far superior. 6/10.

 

[schneiderguy]

 

[dighn]

how do you tell if a duck is ugly?

 

[MotF Bane]

how do you tell if a duck is ugly?

When it doesn't protest the dog humping it.

 

[ProfJohn]

how do you tell if a duck is ugly?

When even the desperate single ducks refuse to rape it.

 

[PottedMeat]

He knew that one day he would probably grow up to be a swan and be bigger and look better than anything in the pond.

the ugly duckling is a retard that thinks ducks turn into swans

 

[Newbian]

Stop looking in mirrors.

 

[SSSnail]

Stop looking in mirrors.

It's kinda hard when there's a beeeaauuutiful person looking back at ya 😉

:awe:

 

[Newbian]

It's kinda hard when there's a beeeaauuutiful person looking back at ya 😉

:awe:

That's not a mirror, that's a window.

 

[Iron Woode]

ugly doesn't matter if you have a 12" penis.

:hmm:

 

[busydude]

Go back to living under a bridge.. and stop hurting my feelings. :'(

 

[shortylickens]

http://weheartit.com/tag/still%20ugly

 

[CZroe]

That's not a mirror, that's a window.

And the beautiful person is gawking at his hideousness.

 

[nonameo]

at least my farts don't smell bad.

 

[Fritzo]

Patrick told an even more effective story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

 

[gaidensensei]

I was doing some reading recently about Mallards, very interesting information.
I discovered ~1 in 10 mallards are homosexual by birth, they will attempt to mate with males well knowing it is not female.
And, even more interesting is that some mallards are necrophiliacs and will attempt to mate with dead ducks.

 

[Soundmanred]

I was doing some reading recently about Mallards, very interesting information.
I discovered ~1 in 10 mallards are homosexual by birth, they will attempt to mate with males well knowing it is not female.
And, even more interesting is that some mallards are necrophiliacs and will attempt to mate with dead ducks.

I had no idea they could be bipolar.

 

[SSSnail]

And the beautiful person is gawking at his hideousness.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that ugly person. You too newbian.