The real scientific reason behind Anandtech Forums having time warps discovered....

[Braznor]

Too much of anything turns things into singularities i.e black holes. In ATOT's case, the singularity point was reached sometime around the heights of TheFlyingPig's troll in this place. The massive amount of trolls, flame, partisanship and out of the world stupidly has actually caused the database to collapse into a blackhole!

Now a unique phenomenon estimated inside a physical blackhole's event horizon is called spacetime inversion.

Once you are inside the singularity's event horizon, time gets replaced by space in terms of flow. This is due to the fact that the event involving you hitting the singularity is as inevitable as the coming of next monday. Space becomes unidirectional here.

Now this leaves the question of Time. If space becomes unidirectional, I speculate that the object in question gets unbound by the physical property of travelling in unidirectional time as in ordinary spacetime. This leaves many things open to imagination indeed.

Its possible that it achieved some kind super-temporal existence?

I believe the same thing is happening with the posts you make in ATOT, the fact of it hitting the database is inevitable, but the time it does is a domain of its own.

 

[CZroe]

Aliens.

Edit: Dammit. I was hoping for a time warp.

 

[sdifox]

Braznor for Timelord!

 

[Soundmanred]

Braznor for Horrible Writing Timetard!

Seconded

 

[kami333]

It's Crab People!

 

[Pardus]

Braznor, seriously? This is what's on your mind at 5:35 am ?

 

[brainhulk]

Its because I inserted my massive singularity into ATOT's physical black hole

 

[Cuda1447]

Seconded

Thriced.

 

[Exterous]

Thriced.

Quaded

 

[ultimatebob]

Its because I inserted my massive singularity into ATOT's physical black hole

Both inches of it? Wow.

 

[FoBoT]

its just software

 

[Braznor]

Seconded

Hey kid, perhaps you need to go back to reading school. Now don't aim too high, start at the kindergarten level.

By the way, you seem to enjoy the smell of my butt. You just can't help stalking me.

 

[Soundmanred]

Hey mayhaps you need to go back to the reading school. Now don't be for aiming too high, start at the kidnergarden levels of reading school.

By the wayside, I seem to be of enjoying the smell of my own butt. I just can't help but to stalking myself.
regards,

Read that out loud and tell me it wasn't just plain horrible.
"Reading school"?
Seriously?
Just admit you're a bad writer and we can all move on.

 

[Crono]

Your theory has my blessing.

 

[Baked]

It's out of control when even the admins' posts get time warp.

 

[Minerva]

Too much of anything turns things into singularities i.e black holes. In ATOT's case, the singularity point was reached sometime around the heights of HAL9000's troll in this place. The massive amount of trolls, flame, partisanship and out of the world stupidly has actually caused the database to collapse into a blackhole!

Now a unique phenomenon estimated inside a physical blackhole's event horizon is called spacetime inversion.

Once you are inside the singularity's event horizon, time gets replaced by space in terms of flow. This is due to the fact that the event involving you hitting the singularity is as inevitable as the coming of next monday. Space becomes unidirectional here.

Now this leaves the question of Time. If space becomes unidirectional, I speculate that the object in question gets unbound by the physical property of travelling in unidirectional time as in ordinary spacetime. This leaves many things open to imagination indeed.

Its possible that it achieved some kind super-temporal existence?

I believe the same thing is happening with the posts you make in ATOT, the fact of it hitting the database is inevitable, but the time it does is a domain of its own.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Braznor]

Read that out loud and tell me it wasn't just plain horrible.
"Reading school"?
Seriously?
Just admit you're a bad writer and we can all move on.

Hey Kid, my writing is just fine, you just hate the fact that I'm something so great, you cannot positively hope or aspire to ever become a writer like me no matter how hard you try because my intellect and imagination is in orders of magnitude above yours.

I managed a fit a joke and a serious extremely complicated scientific matter (like the insides of an event horizon) into a funny story and concepts in such a simple manner even an ignorant village idiot or moron like you could understand it. But hey what did I get in return for my labor? Ridicule of course, a very expected reaction from a simian like you who cannot understand or be expected to know logic or reason or wit in any human form above the base level. So it's okay Soundmanred, I may be an enlightened man from a third world country But you will always remain an ignorant fool from a First world nation. Believe me there are plenty like you around everywhere. So I sense (as the subject matter of this thread) stupidity like yours is not constrained by time, space or geography and therefore you are excused of that crime in my books.

But hey, don't take this so badly, I know retards like you cannot accept or handle the truth, buts it okay. I never expected you to do so. Chimpanzees like you have neither the intellectual skills nor the mental capacity to write or think like the likes of me, so you and I both know that you can neither take a joke nor can you appreciate creativity in your life even if it strikes your head like an overused extraheavy Russian space station collapsing from orbit. So it's all okay bro, just take the intellectual headache I gave you in your own usual petty dimwitted stride and its all fine,

P.S : I just mailed you a bottle of my butt fragrance. I know how seriously you cannot live without smelling it at least once a day. So show some gratitude kid. I'm seriously taking care of you here.

 

[dighn]

there is the theory of the mobius, where time becomes a loop... loop... loop...

 

[Soundmanred]

an enlightened man from a third world country

<>ralphwiggum<>That's unpossible!</>ralphwiggum</>

 

[Soundmanred]

What the hell?!
Does this forum not support <ralphwiggum> tags?!
I'm outta here!

 

[Braznor]

<>ralphwiggum<>That's unpossible!</>ralphwiggum</>

Again playing the village idiot, soundmanred? Don't you ever get tired of that part? Maybe it gives you the intellectual fulfillment you always craved for...

Whatever floats your boat bro.

 

[Soundmanred]

Again playing the village idiot, soundmanred? Don't you ever get tired of that part? Maybe it gives you the intellectual fulfillment you always craved for...

Whatever floats your boat bro.

Reported

 

[Braznor]

Reported

HYPERLOL!

You called me names here first and then you report me?


HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are so pathetic, really. What are you ten years old?

Please confirm if true. I will not hold conversations with minors, especially those with special mental needs.

 

[Soundmanred]

I don't know

I do know everyone hates me and my guts here.

Maybe I keep coming back here just to piss you all off.

 

[Soundmanred]

HYDERABADLOL!

You called me names here first and then you report me?


HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are so pathetic, really. What are you ten years old?

Please confirm if true. I will not hold conversations with minors, especially those with special mental needs.

Reported