The *REAL* reason why station wagons haven't taken off

[vi edit]

'cuz there ain't enough room for some back seat bumpin

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Station Wagons Won't Replace Mini-Vans For Car Sex

DALLAS (Wireless Flash) -- General Motors is trying to help the station wagon make a comeback, but the car may be too old-fashioned -- at least when it comes to car sex.
At least, that's what car sex expert Marshall Hayes is driving at. He runs the datingfun.com website.

He says station wagons were fine for sex during the "Brady Bunch" era but today's horny drivers want more.

For instance, Hayes says station wagons only allow for missionary sex, but roomy mini-vans allow for a variety of positions -- and partners.

In addition, he's also fond of conversion vans, which he says have high ceilings and a built-in VCR that allows you to watch porn in the car.

But mini-vans aren't the holy grail for car sex. Hayes says he's a big fan of VW vans "for really romantic situations."

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[WinkOsmosis]

What does that make my coupe? 🙁

 

[thomsbrain]

my honda wagon is just a little too short to be comfortable. you can still get the job done, though. 🙂

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

If I can screw fat chicks in the backseat of my Mustang, I'm sure it can be done in any car.

Just tuck the seatbelts in the seat.

 

[Evadman]

haha!

 

[Atrail]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
What does that make my coupe? 🙁

Equivalent to sex in a phone booth...

 

[ElFenix]

why VW vans?

"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"

 

[vi edit]

why VW vans?

I dunno. Maybe Mr VW Van Himself can answer. Roger, where are you? 😀

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

why VW vans?

I dunno. Maybe Mr VW Van Himself can answer. Roger, where are you? 😀

Because they are sex vans. That's pretty obvious.

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
why VW vans?

"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"
"jackie, get in the van!"
"no"

That 70's Show KICKS MUCH ASS!