The Real Problem with Star Wars Episode Three...

[Amplifier]

No Vader fights.

I was really looking forward to seeing Darth Vader go against Samuel Jackson. Instead I had to see that whiney little brat cut off Shaft's arm =/

In all honesty, I think that alone cost the movie $100,000,000. I watched Episode Two more than a few times just for the Yoda fight. What can I watch Episode Three for? A trashy CG fight that didn't include Darth Vader?

p.s. He isn't really Darth Vader until he has the black suit...

 

[GasX]

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin'
motherfvcker, motherfvcker! Every
time my fingers touch my lightsaber
I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of
Navarone!

 

[Goosemaster]

Shaft got Shafted and Christensen got Chritened a fvking loser.

That is all.

 

[waggy]

what would have saved the movie is having Natile Portman naked. yeap that would have done it.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Nooooooo!

 

Darth vader was a whiney little brat, deal with it. He wasn't some badass super evil dood.
If you did anything but watch the movies you would know that, whore.

 

[Queasy]

The Real Problem with Star Wars Episode Three...

George Lucas wrote and directed it. Not even a naked Natalie Portman could have saved it.

 

[neutralizer]

the real problem was the dialogue.

"anakin, you're breaking my heart" LMAO

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
Nooooooo!

if one more person posts that, i'm gonna start firebombing

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
the real problem was the dialogue.

"anakin, you're breaking my heart" LMAO

"LIAR!"

 

[CombatChuk]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
the real problem was the dialogue.

"anakin, you're breaking my heart" LMAO

Me and my fiancee busted up laughing hearing that dialogue. Also the dialogue when Anakin and Padme were like (I forgot most of it, but if someone knows it'll be better)

I love you soooo much...
Only because I ....(forgot.)

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: neutralizer
the real problem was the dialogue.

"anakin, you're breaking my heart" LMAO

Me and my fiancee busted up laughing hearing that dialogue. Also the dialogue when Anakin and Padme were like (I forgot most of it, but if someone knows it'll be better)

I love you soooo much...
Only because I ....(forgot.)

You mean:

Padme: I look so beautiful... I think its because I'm so much in love with you.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so much in love with you.

Or something like that. ROFL on that part as well.

 

[SirPappy]

Originally posted by: Queasy

The Real Problem with Star Wars Episode Three...

George Lucas wrote and directed it. Not even a naked Natalie Portman could have saved it.

I dunno, i think would have seen it a lot if there was padme pron.

 

[CombatChuk]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: neutralizer
the real problem was the dialogue.

"anakin, you're breaking my heart" LMAO

Me and my fiancee busted up laughing hearing that dialogue. Also the dialogue when Anakin and Padme were like (I forgot most of it, but if someone knows it'll be better)

I love you soooo much...
Only because I ....(forgot.)

You mean:

Padme: I look so beautiful... I think its because I'm so much in love with you.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so much in love with you.

Or something like that. ROFL on that part as well.

George Lucas must be taking some serious peyote to come up with that dialogue...

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: neutralizer
the real problem was the dialogue.

"anakin, you're breaking my heart" LMAO

Me and my fiancee busted up laughing hearing that dialogue. Also the dialogue when Anakin and Padme were like (I forgot most of it, but if someone knows it'll be better)

I love you soooo much...
Only because I ....(forgot.)

You mean:

Padme: I look so beautiful... I think its because I'm so much in love with you.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so much in love with you.

Or something like that. ROFL on that part as well.

George Lucas must be taking some serious peyote to come up with that dialogue...

The movie was pretty much instantly over for me when Padme said, "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo."

Then, I had to cringe at watching Samuel L. "Motherfvckin'" Jackson turn in the worst acting performance of his career.

Finally, when I should feel shock over the fact that Anakin killed dozens of children. I could only giggle at the use of the word "Younglings".

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

christiansen sucks even more

 

[dugweb]

Dont we have a sticky up top for comments like this

edit leet post

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Then, I had to cringe at watching Samuel L. "Motherfvckin'" Jackson turn in the worst acting performance of his career.

Yeah, that was truly horrible

 

[mrSHEiK124]

I had to cringe at seeing Samuel L "Motherfvckin" Jackson get killed by whiney-ass Anakin (Christensen). I also hoped to see suited Darth Vader kill him, would've made for an awesome fight.