The ratio of people to cake is too big.

[Amused]

This ever happen to you?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

no

 

[SlowSpyder]

Milton....

 

[yllus]

Not at my workplace. We have a Cake Logistics Team - nay, a Cake Logistics Strike Force - to take care of these matters.

 

[FoBoT]

yes, especially ice cream cake

one trick is to pull the fire alarm just as they start to serve the cake, then you get all you want

 

[Adul]

mmm cake

 

[Queasy]

My problem is that when my wife makes cakes, the ratio of cake to people to people is to big.

 

[djheater]

We always have leftover cake as well.
OP your Cake Acquisition Corps is being cheap.

Strike now, for great justice.

 

[CrackRabbit]

So my choices are "OR DEATH!"?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
yes, especially ice cream cake

one trick is to pull the fire alarm just as they start to serve the cake, then you get all you want

Important safety tip: make sure the fire alarm isn't tied directly to the sprinkler system. Otherwise the cake gets really soggy.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: FoBoT
yes, especially ice cream cake

one trick is to pull the fire alarm just as they start to serve the cake, then you get all you want

Important safety tip: make sure the fire alarm isn't tied directly to the sprinkler system. Otherwise the cake gets really soggy.

Not if you use Halon.

 

[FoBoT]

Halon flavored ice cream cake is one of my favorites

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
Halon flavored ice cream cake is one of my favorites

:Q

Holy crap, did we just post that at the same time?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

The solutions are:

1. increase teh cake
2. decrease teh people

You can also combine the two options which would be my preferred method.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Amused
This ever happen to you?

so give out smaller pieces.

 

[MisterJackson]

Oh my God, I just realized something.....this is too funny. I met Stephen Root (Milton from Office Space) the other day when we broke for lunch. We walked up from the set together. They were having birthday cake in the cafeteria (we were filming at a middle school) and when we walked by the Teacher Aid there was serving cake and asked if we wanted a peice. we both declined!

Jesus, I should have said something then.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

If they haven't enough cake, let them eat ratios.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Oh my God, I just realized something.....this is too funny. I met Stephen Root (Milton from Office Space) the other day when we broke for lunch. We walked up from the set together. They were having birthday cake in the cafeteria (we were filming at a middle school) and when we walked by the Teacher Aid there was serving cake and asked if we wanted a peice. we both declined!

Jesus, I should have said something then.

that was really too easy you must've been starstruck by Milton.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
So my choices are "OR DEATH!"?

Izzard FTW :thumbsup:

 

[leftyman]

Exclude those that do not need extra calories in their diet.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Your cake has been down sized to allow a refocusing of corporate....zzzzzzzz

 

[BudAshes]

simple solution, the fattys don't need cake.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Oh my God, I just realized something.....this is too funny. I met Stephen Root (Milton from Office Space) the other day when we broke for lunch. We walked up from the set together. They were having birthday cake in the cafeteria (we were filming at a middle school) and when we walked by the Teacher Aid there was serving cake and asked if we wanted a peice. we both declined!

Jesus, I should have said something then.

eventually everybody but Milton gets a piece

The thread, it's an Office Space quote. : doh :

 

[VTHodge]

Cupcakes FTW.

You can get an accurate count, plus each one has optimal cake to icing distribution. Also, the caker can provide more flavor combinations to the cakees. I'll take chocolate cake with white icing, please.


Now.

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
So my choices are "OR DEATH!"?

Izzard FTW :thumbsup:

Well, I'll have the CHICKEN, thank you!