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The Rancid Dead Body in My Car.

Shame

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Here is the time line of what happened:

Monday: I go to the grocery store and buy a weeks worth of groceries. Nothing unusual about that...

Thursday: I notice a slight smell in my car. I quit smoking 6 weeks ago, so I thought nothing of it, thinking it was my new sense of smell, and that my car just stunk.

...I do nothing.

Friday: The smell in my car is significantly worse. Let's call it "a medium putrid oder". I am thinking someone stuffed a fast food bag under a seat after ordering a road kill sandwich that they didn't eat.

...I look under the seats and clean the inside of the car out.

Saturday (Today): The smell in my car reminded my of that CSI episode where they open the bag of black gooey fluid in the morgue. I mean if that episode was in "surround sniff", the smell in my car would be the scent they would have used.

...I open all of the windows while driving.

I stop at a store on the way home from work today and pick up some household items. I open the trunk and immediately double over, nearly puking by the oder. I don't see anything though. I keep an 18 gallon Rubbermaid container in my trunk which holds my emergency kit. I move it to the side and locate a plastic bag which contains 3 lbs. of hamburger patties. With the 95 degree heat this week, the hamburger had rotted and leaked through both it's packaging, and the plastic bag from the grocery store. I put said bag in the parking lot trashcan as a warning to others.

The trunk liner is in the washing machine after being sprayed off with a hose and the cardboard thing that supports the liner is sitting outside. Luckily, there was only a very small gooey spot on the cardboard thing.

Sorry, no pics.





 
Originally posted by: se7en
luckily it wasn't 10lbs of bulk beef

Yup, I'm sure I could forget all about a Prime Rib and leave it in the trunk. 😉

This is really not a great after lunch thread, BTW.

 
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Did you order it online?

3 lbs. of hamburger patties is a few meals from me and my gf, but for some reason it didn't qualify as "bulk" when I hit the order button...

vi_edit: There was v1.0?!? My thread now feels cheap. 🙂

 
Originally posted by: se7en
luckily it wasn't 10lbs of bulk beef

10lbs is not considered bulk. But I'm pretty sure you already knew that, LOL. I think the phrase: "10lbs of bulk beef" will be in the forums for a long time.

 
Reminds me of the Mythbusters episode where they stuffed 2 dead pigs in a Corvette for 2 months. I could almost smell it just watching it.
 
Originally posted by: Kaspian
Originally posted by: se7en
luckily it wasn't 10lbs of bulk beef

10lbs is not considered bulk. But I'm pretty sure you already knew that, LOL. I think the phrase: "10lbs of bulk beef" will be in the forums for a long time.

Yeah dude, no, 10lbs isn't bulk.
 
I have a story of stinky car smells.

We are off to NJ to drop my car and dog off and my relatives house before we go on a family vacation this summer. We sleep over and in the morning an Uncle drives us to Newark and were off.
Fast Forward 10 days later he picks us up in our car. We get in and notice a smell. He says yah your car stinks, I sprayed some lysol and Ive been driving with the windows open. The smell is quite rancid and me, myself and my daughter are all like wtf? Im in the passenger seat and I look down and theres a plastic grocery bag (its dark so I pick it up) it proceeds to leak out this rancid, dark, murky liquid all over my cars seat and my lap. My wife goes "Ohhhhh, those most be the Mushrooms I brought for my Aunt. I forgot to give them to her" Yah....10 days in a locked up car in 90+ heat liquified them. We're on the jersey tpk and my uncle is gagging now and he's like toss it! toss it! as he slows down on the shoulder I fling it out the window, spilling more of the nastiness in the car. We arrive at the Uncles house and I proceed to strip down and hose myself off and throw my clothes in the washer. We left the windows open in the car and Febreezed/Lysoled the car ad naseum.
 
Originally posted by: marleymarl
I have a story of stinky car smells.

We are off to NJ to drop my car and dog off and my relatives house before we go on a family vacation this summer. We sleep over and in the morning an Uncle drives us to Newark and were off.
Fast Forward 10 days later he picks us up in our car. We get in and notice a smell. He says yah your car stinks, I sprayed some lysol and Ive been driving with the windows open. The smell is quite rancid and me, myself and my daughter are all like wtf? Im in the passenger seat and I look down and theres a plastic grocery bag (its dark so I pick it up) it proceeds to leak out this rancid, dark, murky liquid all over my cars seat and my lap. My wife goes "Ohhhhh, those most be the Mushrooms I brought for my Aunt. I forgot to give them to her" Yah....10 days in a locked up car in 90+ heat liquified them. We're on the jersey tpk and my uncle is gagging now and he's like toss it! toss it! as he slows down on the shoulder I fling it out the window, spilling more of the nastiness in the car. We arrive at the Uncles house and I proceed to strip down and hose myself off and throw my clothes in the washer. We left the windows open in the car and Febreezed/Lysoled the car ad naseum.

Ugh. Thats nasty! Nothing like rotting fungus in the car. 🙁
 
I came home from work one day and walked into the house to a really, really horrible smell. I keep the house clean and it sure didn't smell like that when I left so I was really confused.

I walked into the kitchen and there was an big lake of pink fluid on the floor in front of the refrigerator. The smell was more pronounced here.

What had happened is the freezer had gone into a defrost cycle, the timer stuck and everything in my freezer had started to slowly "cook".

There was fish and beef and shrimp and chicken in the freezer. All semi-cooked and the combination was overpowering when I opened the freezer door.

What a mess. The clean-up was a gag-fest.
 
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Originally posted by: Kaspian
Originally posted by: se7en
luckily it wasn't 10lbs of bulk beef

10lbs is not considered bulk. But I'm pretty sure you already knew that, LOL. I think the phrase: "10lbs of bulk beef" will be in the forums for a long time.

Yeah dude, no, 10lbs isn't bulk.

what if it is the size of an alternator?
 
The wife gave a bunch of leftover food to relatives that stayed a week over Christmas which my sister-in-law kept refusing to because of it being so much.

Unbeknownsed to us she put two packages of frozen chicken back in our basement fridge. This fridge used to be only turned on at the holidays because of the overflow. So, after my wife told me it was empty, I pulled the plug.

Fast forward to MARCH! I'm dusting and cleaning the basement and when my face got close to the fridge I smelled something and opened the door. I lost a little of my lunch right there.

Removal of the two packages of what amounted to rancid snot required two perfumed soaked respirators, rubber gloves, and a choreographed maneuver by my wife, myself, and a garbage bag.
 
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