The President - a tm37 joke

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Lifer
Jan 24, 2001
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Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White
House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a
park bench.
He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said,

"I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr.. Clinton is no longer
president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The
Marine again told the man,

"Sir, Mr.. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The
man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr.. Clinton; I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer
the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said,

"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir!"
 

Skyclad1uhm1

Lifer
Aug 10, 2001
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Repost.

Now it's much easier btw, the current US president _IS_ a joke!

(And so are his followers)