The Power of Christ compels you!

[Kirby]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/faith-stops-florida-robbery/story?id=11288067

 

[totalnoob]

 

[destrekor]

jesus, raptor, lolraptorjesus

 

[FelixDeCat]

You people mock and laugh but it worked. And thank God for that woman it did. I wonder if the robber wasnt atheist, if this would have happened in the first place? :hmm:

 

[destrekor]

You people mock and laugh but it worked. And thank God for that woman it did. I wonder if the robber wasnt atheist, if this would have happened in the first place? :hmm:

The robber identified himself as a regular church-going, god-fearing Christian.

You're attempt to troll is pathetic. You're losing your game.

 

[lxskllr]

The robber identified himself as a regular church-going, god-fearing Christian.

You're attempt to troll is pathetic. You're losing your game.

So... What you're saying is Christians are criminals? I can buy that. The evidence up to now points in that direction ;^)

 

[totalnoob]

jesus, raptor, lolraptorjesus

 

[darkswordsman17]

You people mock and laugh but it worked. And thank God for that woman it did. I wonder if the robber wasnt atheist, if this would have happened in the first place? :hmm:

Atheists don't steal, ever. I'm gonna guess he's Catholic, since all he has to do is go confess and his sins get absolved.

 

[FelixDeCat]

The robber identified himself as a regular church-going, god-fearing Christian.

You're attempt to troll is pathetic. You're losing your game.

The robber is a liar as well as a theif. Your attempt to dig deeper into the story is pathetic. This is clearly an atheist at work here. :'(

 

[darkswordsman17]

The robber is a liar as well as a theif. Your attempt to dig deeper into the story is pathetic. This is clearly an atheist at work here. :'(

What? By your own logic only Catholics lie.

 

[sandorski]

Atheists don't steal, ever. I'm gonna guess he's Catholic, since all he has to do is go confess and his sins get absolved.

Meh, Evangelicals don't even have to do that. They can do it right on the spot, anywhere, to no one, and they don't even have to say it out loud.

 

[AndroidVageta]

I LOL'ed at the woman "never knew God could use me like that"...didnt know God could let millions of children die of starvation or get molested by their parents...yeah...

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

The robber is a liar as well as a theif. Your attempt to dig deeper into the story is pathetic.

Taking a person's word at face value is "dig(ging) deeper into the story," but baselessly concluding that the opposite of a person claims must be true is not.

What is the weather like on your planet?

This is clearly an atheist at work here. :'(

What really pathetic is that this is the only apparent outlet you have for your failure to reconcile the things you have been told and want to believe about atheists, and then the reality that does not support those beliefs. It must drive a person nuts. It sure seems to have in your case.

I'm sure god is just testing your faith.

 

[goog40]

Clerk: They will charge me for it.
Robber: They'll charge you for it?
Clerk: I'm the one responsible.

Lies

 

[El Guaraguao]

You people mock and laugh but it worked. And thank God for that woman it did. I wonder if the robber wasnt atheist, if this would have happened in the first place? :hmm:

Heeeeeeeeeeere we go.

 

[DaveSimmons]

You people mock and laugh but it worked. And thank God for that woman it did. I wonder if the robber wasnt atheist, if this would have happened in the first place? :hmm:

Apparently The Power of Christ (TM) has a short half-life:
http://y100.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=122821&article=7417276

Police say Camacho robbed a Payless Shoe Store a few hours later and he's actually a serial robber.

He was already in custody at the Broward Main Jail when cops made the connection.

 

[nonameo]

Apparently The Power of Christ (TM) has a short half-life:
http://y100.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=122821&article=7417276

lol, I guess the real reason he left is not because of the jesus speech but because she inadvertently called his bluff. With only imitation power against her, he had no choice but to just leave.

 

[Bignate603]

I LOL'ed at the woman "never knew God could use me like that"...didnt know God could let millions of children die of starvation or get molested by their parents...yeah...

Says the man with pedobear avatar D:

 

[Jeff7]

The power of Christ compels me to go take a nap. Praise Jesus!

 

[JulesMaximus]

The robber identified himself as a regular church-going, god-fearing Christian.

You're attempt to troll is pathetic. You're losing your game.

That seems to be working out real well for him too...