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the perfect present for a 5 year old to annoy his parents?

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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My friend has a 5 year old son and his birthday is fast approaching. So I decided to get him a present that would annoy my friend to no end.

Bwahahaha.

The result of my contemplation?

a loud whistle with a string so that it will always be nearby.

I can just see him wandering around the house blowing that whistle all day long.

😀
 
Originally posted by: Tu13erhead
Now THAT'S what friends are for.

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Another friend had a 5 year old and he would imitate various words and repeat them non stop.

I told him to say lumpy-bumpy. He did that for nearly 3 weeks. Annoyed the heck out his parents.

He is now 17 and we still talk about that stunt.
 
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Playdoh.... trust me. their parent will hate you for life.
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I like the idea, but I'd have to say Gak or Floam or something like that would be a bit better. The gooier, the better.

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1. Lego's. Trust me. If you can get him to leave them out where they walk. Nothing hurts more than stepping on lego's with barefeet.

2. Electronic Keyboard. Very annoying with those stupid 16 beat and waltz sounds that you can play along to.

3. Kareoke machine. Even a cheapo plastic one made by fisher price. Anything to amplify that little brats voice until the parents eardrums burst from the schreeching vocal cords of an over excited, riddlen muching, snot nosed squirt.


These are my top 3.

 
Originally posted by: tranceport
1. Lego's. Trust me. If you can get him to leave them out where they walk. Nothing hurts more than stepping on lego's with barefeet.

2. Electronic Keyboard. Very annoying with those stupid 16 beat and waltz sounds that you can play along to.

3. Kareoke machine. Even a cheapo plastic one made by fisher price. Anything to amplify that little brats voice until the parents eardrums burst from the schreeching vocal cords of an over excited, riddlen muching, snot nosed squirt.


These are my top 3.
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do they still make Mr. Microphone?
 
Originally posted by: Tu13erhead
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Playdoh.... trust me. their parent will hate you for life.
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I like the idea, but I'd have to say Gak or Floam or something like that would be a bit better. The gooier, the better.

🙂
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Don't forget... playdoh stains. it stains everything... clothes, carpet, walls and etc.

and it is a bitch to get out once dried and set into the carpet.

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If he were younger I would say playdoh. Then we could teach the little one how to fake sneeze and blow buggers by sticking playdoh up our nose. Of course the little one would mess up and the parents would spend all night at the hospital while the doctors try to get what ever is rolling around in the kids lungs to show up on x-ray.


 
A paint set (finger painting, water colors, whatever). Markers. IIRC, staples had a set of like 20 permanent markers of various colors for around $15 last week.

Used to be you could get little woodworking kits for young kids. They came with a little handsaw, a hammer, a brace-and-bit type hand drill, a couple screwdrivers and some wood planks. Just wait until he uses that saw on the household furniture 🙂

 
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