The Perfect Husband

[slightlyhuman]

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[Modeps]

hahhaha

 

[minendo]

Predictable and lame.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Pretty funny actually.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

 

[theNEOone]

nice, i liked it.


=|

 

[Tiamat]

LOL, not bad
7.5/10

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

ok god.

btw, how the hell did you ever get nominated for elite status:Q

 

[FrustratedUser]

ha

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

ok god.

btw, how the hell did you ever get nominated for elite status:Q

Good question. Why did your parents ever consider conceiving?

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

ok god.

btw, how the hell did you ever get nominated for elite status:Q

Good question. Why did your parents ever consider conceiving?

Are you ever gonna drop the "internet bad ass" personality?

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

ok god.

btw, how the hell did you ever get nominated for elite status:Q

Good question. Why did your parents ever consider conceiving?

how did a joke thread turn into a flame war?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

ok god.

btw, how the hell did you ever get nominated for elite status:Q

Good question. Why did your parents ever consider conceiving?

Are you ever gonna drop the "internet bad ass" personality?

Considered it once, but before I could do so you dropped the soap. Of course, you already know the rest of that story.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

ok god.

btw, how the hell did you ever get nominated for elite status:Q

Good question. Why did your parents ever consider conceiving?

Are you ever gonna drop the "internet bad ass" personality?

Considered it once, but before I could do so you dropped the soap. Of course, you already know the rest of that story.

Ok, can we please stop the 6th grade lunch table comebacks? please?


Ameesh, I completely forgot how dry minendo's sense of humor is. It seems most people enjoyed it, unlike minendo.


:beer: for you minendo, I'll step out of this one.

 

[oogabooga]

i'm not sure which is funnier, the flame war or the joke, both made me laugh.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
i'm not sure which is funnier, the flame war or the joke, both made me laugh.

:beer:

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

ok god.

btw, how the hell did you ever get nominated for elite status:Q

Good question. Why did your parents ever consider conceiving?

Are you ever gonna drop the "internet bad ass" personality?

Considered it once, but before I could do so you dropped the soap. Of course, you already know the rest of that story.

Ok, can we please stop the 6th grade lunch table comebacks? please?


Ameesh, I completely forgot how dry minendo's sense of humor is. It seems most people enjoyed it, unlike minendo.


:beer: for you minendo, I'll step out of this one.

pwn3d

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: minendo
Predictable and lame.

Wow, I expected more of insult than that pussy ass remark, especially from you:beer:



/weak sauce

No reason to waste well thought out insults on someone like yourself.

ok god.

btw, how the hell did you ever get nominated for elite status:Q

Good question. Why did your parents ever consider conceiving?

Are you ever gonna drop the "internet bad ass" personality?

Considered it once, but before I could do so you dropped the soap. Of course, you already know the rest of that story.

Ok, can we please stop the 6th grade lunch table comebacks? please?


Ameesh, I completely forgot how dry minendo's sense of humor is. It seems most people enjoyed it, unlike minendo.


:beer: for you minendo, I'll step out of this one.

pwn3d

Yeah pretty much. Seeing as to how I stepped out of this one.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Hey minendo, atleast this wasn't a repost, right? right???


half the worthless ass threads on ATOT right now>you

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DP
half the worthless ass threads on ATOT right now>you

Tell me something I don't already know.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP
half the worthless ass threads on ATOT right now>you

Tell me something I don't already know.

I concur. its all <3

ps- keep the soap incident on the DL

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP
half the worthless ass threads on ATOT right now>you

Tell me something I don't already know.

<Austin Powers> I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

- M4H

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DP
half the worthless ass threads on ATOT right now>you

Tell me something I don't already know.

<Austin Powers> I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

- M4H

sob, who let m4h out of the cage!:shocked:

 

[iamme]

i thought it was pretty funny