Originally posted by: rchoo
well, around $300 in products.
how much anal grease can you need?! :Q
Originally posted by: rchoo
well, around $300 in products.
Originally posted by: rchoo
well, around $300 in products.
Originally posted by: rchoo
well, around $300 in products.
Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: thelanx
Heard on the radio that some guy got sentenced to 99 years for stealing a cell phone. (In Texas of course)
Did you hear about bigfoot and aliens taking control of the earth on it also? :disgust:
fixed.Originally posted by: Baked
Get both your hands chopped off. Start practicing wiping w/ your toes.
Originally posted by: eigen
I sent the OP this flowchart thing.
Look this is whats gonna happen.
You will be arraigned.You will either get a lawyer or the court will give you one.
You will meet with this lawyer.Tell him the truth.
You will then go to pre-trial.Nothing can happen here.They cannot arrest you at pretrial.They will just decide if they have enough evidence to go to trial.They will.
You will talk to your lawyer a few more times.
You will have a court date.
You will be asked to plead guilty.I would prolly do it.Or try to get a no-contest
You will go to court.The judge will ask you for your plead.Give him your plea.Assuming you are not found innocent
You will be arrested.The baliffs in the court will place you under arrest.
You will be taken to a holding pen.There are other criminals in here.Maybe murderers and rapist and so forth.Chill out.I am assuming you are a typical ATOTer.This does not matter.No one will fvck with you.You will sit in there for up to two hours.A sheriffs office will come get you.You will have photos taken and be fingerprinted.These will be sent to both state and federal databases.Congratulations you just fvcked up.You will be released.
You will be put on probabtion.Since you had court in the morning, you will have time to go meet your probabtion officer.They will put you on 18-36 months of probation.Do not break it.The officer will instruct you on how to pay the fines ( 400-900) dollars and when you can begin your community service ( 60-300 hrs)
This what has happened for me.Please dont fvck up again.It only gets worse after thistime.
Originally posted by: sonz70
Originally posted by: eigen
I sent the OP this flowchart thing.
Look this is whats gonna happen.
You will be arraigned.You will either get a lawyer or the court will give you one.
You will meet with this lawyer.Tell him the truth.
You will then go to pre-trial.Nothing can happen here.They cannot arrest you at pretrial.They will just decide if they have enough evidence to go to trial.They will.
You will talk to your lawyer a few more times.
You will have a court date.
You will be asked to plead guilty.I would prolly do it.Or try to get a no-contest
You will go to court.The judge will ask you for your plead.Give him your plea.Assuming you are not found innocent
You will be arrested.The baliffs in the court will place you under arrest.
You will be taken to a holding pen.There are other criminals in here.Maybe murderers and rapist and so forth.Chill out.I am assuming you are a typical ATOTer.This does not matter.No one will fvck with you.You will sit in there for up to two hours.A sheriffs office will come get you.You will have photos taken and be fingerprinted.These will be sent to both state and federal databases.Congratulations you just fvcked up.You will be released.
You will be put on probabtion.Since you had court in the morning, you will have time to go meet your probabtion officer.They will put you on 18-36 months of probation.Do not break it.The officer will instruct you on how to pay the fines ( 400-900) dollars and when you can begin your community service ( 60-300 hrs)
This what has happened for me.Please dont fvck up again.It only gets worse after thistime.
wow, thats an awsome description of the exact process I went through.
Originally posted by: sonz70
wow, thats an awsome description of the exact process I went through.
Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: sonz70
wow, thats an awsome description of the exact process I went through.
But he forgot about the part where you whore yourself out to other guys![]()
Originally posted by: thelanx
Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: thelanx
Heard on the radio that some guy got sentenced to 99 years for stealing a cell phone. (In Texas of course)
Did you hear about bigfoot and aliens taking control of the earth on it also? :disgust:
Actually I'm not kidding, I actually did. Supposedly he has a "wraparound" record of crimes and is known for bullying the elderly. He actually beat up an old man and stole his cell phone. Took the jury 15 min. to decide lol. Still a bit harsh to me though.
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Save your butter, you'll need it later.
- M4H
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Why would you knowingly take something that isn't yours?
The penalty? Depends on who you're taking it from. From some people, it's just slap on the wrist. If you're stealing from me, it'll range from the biggest beatdown you've ever seen to death. I don't take thieves lightly. They are worthless.
Deceitful actions don't just happen by accident.
Originally posted by: eigen
You sound like you are getting upset.The fact is if you touch me.I will sue.I will win.The prospect of litigation is the reason store like Barnes and Nobles have a "No chase policy".Why do you think they do that? You cannot put your hands on me.Have fun with your beatdown fantasy big guy.
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Save your butter, you'll need it later.
- M4H
OMG...I didn't get it at first....LMFAO!!!!