The penalty for petty theft?

[rchoo]

Anybody you know get charged for petty theft? If so, what were the results?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Save your butter, you'll need it later.

- M4H

 

[So]

Yeah. If it's over $20 they can actually give you the death penalty.

 

[Caesar]

Their balls were chopped off

 

[Landroval]

In Texas they shoot you
edit: or beat your head in with an iron bar till you die

 

In MI, I think this is how it works:

< $200 it's a misdemeanor and you'll probably get probation.
> $200 it's a felony and you'll do some jail time (or probation, depending on how crowded state prisons are).

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: So
Yeah. If it's over $20 they can actually give you the death penalty.

and rape your wife, and kill your children..and chop off your right hand.....

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: rchoo
Anybody you know get charged for petty theft? If so, what were the results?

What did you do?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: yellowfiero

Originally posted by: rchoo
Anybody you know get charged for petty theft? If so, what were the results?

What did you do?

Dude, it doesn't matter, if he's lucky, they'll just use him for experimental cosmetic surgery.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Save your butter, you'll need it later.

- M4H

:laugh:

 

[Baked]

Get both your hands chopped off. Start practicing typing w/ your toes.

 

[eigen]

I got put on probation,400 buck fine,90 hrs community service.
If this is your first offense your fine.You will not go to jail.Repeat you will not go to jail.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: eigen
I got put on probation,400 buck fine,90 hrs community service.

Was that before or after they took your anal virginity? :Q

 

[dquan97]

If it's your first time offense, you may get an option to take a class that teaches you that stealing is bad, mmkkay? + restitution

 

[thelanx]

Heard on the radio that some guy got sentenced to 99 years for stealing a cell phone. (In Texas of course)

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: eigen
I got put on probation,400 buck fine,90 hrs community service.

Was that before or after they took your anal virginity? :Q

Yeah.Start with the anal rape jokes.Cause that happens so much in county jail.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: eigen
I got put on probation,400 buck fine,90 hrs community service.

Was that before or after they took your anal virginity? :Q

Yeah.Start with the anal rape jokes.Cause that happens so much in county jail.

:brokenheart:

 

[sonz70]

California has that stupid 3 strike law, just random though that stealing is bad

 

[rchoo]

Can anybody confirm no jail-time in first time offense?

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: rchoo
Can anybody confirm no jail-time in first time offense?

It depends on what you steal


Candy bar from store - no jail time

60 cars in one night - jail time

 

[So]

Originally posted by: rchoo
Can anybody confirm no jail-time in first time offense?

You're going to FPMITA Prison, boy. Forget about it.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: rchoo
Anybody you know get charged for petty theft? If so, what were the results?

death by decrapitation.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: thelanx
Heard on the radio that some guy got sentenced to 99 years for stealing a cell phone. (In Texas of course)

Did you hear about bigfoot and aliens taking control of the earth on it also? :disgust:

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: eigen
I got put on probation,400 buck fine,90 hrs community service.

Was that before or after they took your anal virginity? :Q

Yeah.Start with the anal rape jokes.Cause that happens so much in county jail.

:brokenheart:

You guys are just in the dark about the justice system.Its more of a joke than you can imagine.

 

[rchoo]

well, around $300 in products.