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The Pastor's Cat...

Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten. He did!

All the while, checking his progress in the car frequently, then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So
he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"

She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it?" (Can you see where this is heading?)

She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her."

Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor.
 
Smithers I want you to donate a million dollars to charity...WHEN PIGS FLY! Heh heh heh. /burns
 
That was a cute joke. Reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I wanted a pet and my mom told me "Well, if you behave you'll get a pet soon." Sure enough a week later I got one. When I got home from school one day I had a pet canary waiting for me. Apparently it had landed right in front of my mom so she caught it and brought it home. I had that bird for about 6 years.
 
Originally posted by: BluBelle
That was a cute joke. Reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I wanted a pet and my mom told me "Well, if you behave you'll get a pet soon." Sure enough a week later I got one. When I got home from school one day I had a pet canary waiting for me. Apparently it had landed right in front of my mom so she caught it and brought it home. I had that bird for about 6 years.

awwww.. :heart::lips:
 
Originally posted by: BluBelle
That was a cute joke. Reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I wanted a pet and my mom told me "Well, if you behave you'll get a pet soon." Sure enough a week later I got one. When I got home from school one day I had a pet canary waiting for me. Apparently it had landed right in front of my mom so she caught it and brought it home. I had that bird for about 6 years.

I think its unlikely she caught it... its far more likely she bought it at a store and made up that story to give you memories 😉....
 
Originally posted by: Savarak
Originally posted by: BluBelle
That was a cute joke. Reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I wanted a pet and my mom told me "Well, if you behave you'll get a pet soon." Sure enough a week later I got one. When I got home from school one day I had a pet canary waiting for me. Apparently it had landed right in front of my mom so she caught it and brought it home. I had that bird for about 6 years.

I think its unlikely she caught it... its far more likely she bought it at a store and made up that story to give you memories 😉....

Nope. She did catch it, it happened in the apt building we lived in and some of the neighbors helped.
 
Originally posted by: Savarak
Originally posted by: BluBelle
That was a cute joke. Reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I wanted a pet and my mom told me "Well, if you behave you'll get a pet soon." Sure enough a week later I got one. When I got home from school one day I had a pet canary waiting for me. Apparently it had landed right in front of my mom so she caught it and brought it home. I had that bird for about 6 years.

I think its unlikely she caught it... its far more likely she bought it at a store and made up that story to give you memories 😉....

Dude, you suck.

R
 
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