The Passion of The Christ - The Video Game

Yzzim

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Interesting read

OMFG, We can take Ages of Jesus as game title. It's in the style of Age Of Empires but the goal is different. You are a militairy commander who is in command of the crusification. So, you have to train a few soldiers to arrest jeebus, get wood, build a cross, make nails, make a stake crown for jeebus and then arrest him. Oh, and don't forget the ropes so he won't fall off the cross.

In the last mission you get the nail him and celebrate around the cross.

LOL, that'll go over well ;)
 

guyver01

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Sep 25, 2000
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Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
That is the worst game idea I've ever heard...

nope.. this one was:
This guy wasn't really serious was he? If so, maybe I will make a game about whacking some Muslims or maybe I could make a game where I play Hitler and try to kill as many Jews as I can before the end of the war. It could be a FPS,or maybe an RTS type game?

 

Passions

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Feb 17, 2000
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This whole thread is stupid and childish. Grow up, kids.
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PottedMeat

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Apr 17, 2002
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heheh there was a thread on arstechnica that kinda covered this:

http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/ubb.x?q=Y&a=tpc&s=50009562&f=39309975&m=641006572631&p=1

choice quotes:

"I keep trying to play it on my friend's G5, but we keep having to configure a new Player Profile every time... apparently Apple Users cannot be saved."

"Yeah, but it's impossible to kill someone with this new hack out. Everytime your health gets low, just find Jesus (medic), and with the hack turned on he can produce food infinitely, as long as he has one fish and one loaf of bread in his medpack"

"I just unlocked the secret "Mary Magdalene Dance" level by rocket-jumping thru the temple after the Pontius Pilate End-Boss. Suuuuwweeet! "

"Judas. The original TK'er."

 

SaltBoy

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A while back somebody created a Israeli Suicide Bomber game in flash. Pretty sick stuff. :frown: