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The Orgasmatron - Europe's hottest gadget - Half Price!!!

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thedealmaker

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Man, too bad Valentine's Day just passed. 🙂

The Orgasmatron has been specifically designed to gently massage the pressure points located around the head and back of your neck. Made primarily from copper, your Orgasmatron has excellent healing properties as well as acting as a conductor that taps into your body's unique electrical fields.

The effects are immediate and your body may tingle as messages are conveyed down your spine, often reaching as far as your toes!

$14 + shipping.

Click here for detail.

credit to taimaixu
 
Originally posted by: thedealmaker
Man, too bad Valentine's Day just passed. 🙂

The Orgasmatron has been specifically designed to gently massage the pressure points located around the head and back of your neck. Made primarily from copper, your Orgasmatron has excellent healing properties as well as acting as a conductor that taps into your body's unique electrical fields.

The effects are immediate and your body may tingle as messages are conveyed down your spine, often reaching as far as your toes!

$14 + shipping.

Click here for detail.

credit to taimaixu
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riiiiiiight.....
 
The Orgasmatron was specially developed for giving pleasure down under. We mean it was invented in Australia, of course ? what were you thinking?
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yeah, riiiiiiiight
 
i know folks who love these things. Personally i dont like it... its a tickling sensation on your head.... feels weird to me. But i would say its a 'POS'... to each their own...
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
that looks like a cheap POS

sorry OP, no offense.
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The flimsiness is part of the magic. They are pretty fun, especially when you go sneak up on a friend and catch them off guard. You should put down your other Orgasmatron and give this one a try 😛
 
I've seen these being sold at various kiosks in the local malls near me. They may look flimsy but they actually kindof work. Usually, the kiosks will have a salesperson standing there who is willing to demo the product on you.

So next time you're wandering around the mall, keep your eye out for this gadget and see if it'll work on you!
 
Based on all the "European" stuff I see them peddling in stores, in infomercials and commercials, and on websites, I've come to the conclusion that Europeans are idiots.

Though it's more likely that any any American who believes they use this stuff in Europe is an idiot. Which means there a whole shiteload of American idiots.
 
I have one of these things, although my model isn't called "orgasmatron," but rather "the octopus"! I like it pretty well, but IMO, associating the massager with the word "orgasm" is a blatant case of false advertising. You can find these things really cheap on Ebay, I got my "Octopus" for like $4.95+$5 shipping on Ebay. I was idealistic when I bought it: I hoped my wife might like it so much that I would no longer have to give her head massages manually, but alas, she still wants the real deal.
 
Originally posted by: Aztech
Huh? Not to be confused with a product by the same name, that gives women orgasms at the touch of a remote control button! Read Here!
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Oh, that's what I thought that this device was... LOL.

Now that would be an interesting gift to give to your GF on valentine's day. Then again, she might not need you ever again. 🙁
 
I sent my MOM one of these back when it was called something other than the ORGASMATRON! I about died when I started getting ads for it as a sex toy :moon:
 
Yes, the movie was called "Sleeper"...where (and when) chocolat has been determined to be good for you.

Paul
 
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