Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test:
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She
asked if it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?", she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the
child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst'
and he didn't move."
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She
asked if it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?", she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the
child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst'
and he didn't move."
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