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The Pentium Guy

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I was in borders the other day and I saw the The Onion book (They have a few of them actually). I couldn't help but laugh, every page was filled with hilarious articles.

Here's a funny one:
President Bush Urges Nation

October 19, 2005 | Issue 412

WASHINGTON, DC Saying he "could not stress the issue strongly enough," President Bush urged the nation Monday in a televised address from the Oval Office. "Fellow Americans, in this time of trial for our nation, I beseech you," Bush said. "Heed my words: This great nation, founded in freedom. Therefore, I implore all Americans. I ask you, in our hour of need. Good night, and God bless you." Pundits agree that the message was the most forceful speech from the president since he interrupted regular programming to call on the nation in the spring of 2003.
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And another one
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30197
Clinton Googles Self

December 10, 2003 | Issue 39?48

NEW YORK?Citing curiosity as his primary motive, Bill Clinton typed his own name into the popular search engine Google.com during a lull in his daily activities, the former president reported Monday.

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Clinton browses the Internet in his Harlem office.

"I had no idea I would get 2,790,000 results!"
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Probably repost. I don't really care - just hilarious.
 
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