The older I get the less I care about this whole religion thing

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MetalMat

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This is just a rant cause I need to blow of some steam

Me and this chick were kinda seeing each other and having fun. She was a pretty religious chick and would send out random bible quotes, whatever that's her right to do. Anyways she goes and sleep with one of my buddies Friday night behind my back. Honestly that did not really hurt me too much, I was kinda blowing her off anyways. However I did get into quite the argument with her about how she needs to practice what she preaches. She says everyone makes mistakes, I call her out on the bullshit. Give me a break

This kind of bs was rampant in Dallas. My ex girlfriends friends would constantly try to get me to go to church with them, yet they would drink, smoke, get high and sleep around. Are you kidding me? All of those mofos need to take a look into the mirror. Even my friends would go out and do crazy shit every weekend then they had to go to church every Sunday. Screw that, I go to IHOP on Sundays.

Yeah I believe in evolution. Why? Cause I am not fucking retarted. We have fossils, how can you just ignore that?! I was grown up catholic but I only go to church for weddings and funerals. I keep a bible in my room in case of zombies or vampires. And how can this all loving Jesus let kids in 3rd world countries die from painful diseases and starvation? Did we somehow get lucky by a roll of the dice?

Can you say feel like crap? Yeah maybe sometimes I do feel like crap but I would rather feel like crap than be full of crap.
 
PowerEngineer

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Feel better now? ;)

It seems that what you are really upset about is that people don't always 'practice what they preach'. You'll find that this is pretty common, and goes beyond just religion (e.g. politics).

You may want to link up with some different friends? :confused:
 
Xstatic1

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what u described are hypocrites. furthermore, they go to church on sundays to repent for their sins during da week. :p
 
child of wonder

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People like your ex are the type of people that don't REALLY believe in their religion, but they use it as a kind of drug to make themselves feel good. Posting Bible quotes is an instant picker upper. Going to church makes them feel like they've done something good.
 
Inspector Jihad

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how do you know jesus didn't party, get high, and sleep around? he was a good lookin dude with lots of wine on hand.
 
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Perknose

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IronWing said:
You need to pray harder.
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This. It's obviously a technical problem, and fixable.

Perhaps you're kneeling posture is incorrect. Little known fact: Your kneecaps must not be touching. Why? Room for the baby Jesus, you heathen, that's why.

A second possible mistake is that you are probably not praying in Spanish. How will a guy named Jesus be able to understand you is you're not praying in Spanish?

Praise the Load. I'm here to help.
 
DrPizza

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Screw that, I go to IHOP on Sundays.

Yeah I believe in evolution. Why? Cause I am not fucking retarted.
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1. IHOP: International House of Prayer? (IHOP the pancake place is suing currently suing them for trademark infringement.)

2. "Retarted." Uhhhh, are you sure about that? ;)

3. Catholics believe in evolution. They don't believe in "intelligent design" as applied to evolution either.

4. I think Catholics get to sleep around, do drugs, smoke, gamble, etc. So long as they sit in a little dark closet & confess each week. Then they say a few Hail Marys & Our Fathers, and they're absolved of those sins. i.e. you're not damned to hell, therefore there's no reason to give up and stop attending church. In other words, continue tithing 10% each week.
 
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nboy22

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I know what you mean OP, my Catholic ex was the same way. She would always talk about not having sex but then when we broke up she went around and dated and screwed like 5-6 guys in a period of about a year.

She once told me I had no morals, but the funny part is you don't need religion to have morals. A lot of morals come from religion, but we can drop the whole storybook thing (bible) and just understand why the moral is there in the first place. I have more morals then she does, and I'm agnostic.

I say just move on, you said you were kinda blowing her off anyways. There's many fish in the sea, you're bound to find one that's better.
 
Perknose

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DrPizza said:
4. I think Catholics . . . In other words, continue tithing 10% each week.
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No 10% tithing in formal Catholic doctrine.

http://www.askacatholic.com/_webpos...AN/2010JanWhat_Is_TheChurchsViewOnTithing.cfm

You're thinking of those Crystal Palace mega-churches with the charismatic, fire and brimstone pastors who are subsequently caught in seedy hotel rooms with teen-aged prosti-twinks.

All that crystal and tricks cost. Say what you want about altar boys, they're free. ;)
 
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child of wonder said:
People like your ex are the type of people that don't REALLY believe in their religion, but they use it as a kind of drug to make themselves feel good. Posting Bible quotes is an instant picker upper. Going to church makes them feel like they've done something good.
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yeah, i used to get a kick out of those types in high school. biggest whore i could remember was rather preachy and ALWAYS made sure you could see her cross.
 
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MetalMat said:
This is just a rant cause I need to blow of some steam

Me and this chick were kinda seeing each other and having fun. She was a pretty religious chick and would send out random bible quotes, whatever that's her right to do. Anyways she goes and sleep with one of my buddies Friday night behind my back. Honestly that did not really hurt me too much, I was kinda blowing her off anyways. However I did get into quite the argument with her about how she needs to practice what she preaches. She says everyone makes mistakes, I call her out on the bullshit. Give me a break

This kind of bs was rampant in Dallas. My ex girlfriends friends would constantly try to get me to go to church with them, yet they would drink, smoke, get high and sleep around. Are you kidding me? All of those mofos need to take a look into the mirror. Even my friends would go out and do crazy shit every weekend then they had to go to church every Sunday. Screw that, I go to IHOP on Sundays.

Yeah I believe in evolution. Why? Cause I am not fucking retarted. We have fossils, how can you just ignore that?! I was grown up catholic but I only go to church for weddings and funerals. I keep a bible in my room in case of zombies or vampires. And how can this all loving Jesus let kids in 3rd world countries die from painful diseases and starvation? Did we somehow get lucky by a roll of the dice?

Can you say feel like crap? Yeah maybe sometimes I do feel like crap but I would rather feel like crap than be full of crap.
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Dude, you sound so young it's pathetic.

Wait until the people around you start dropping dead ... and you FULLY realize that you have little time left. The come back here (if AT still exists) and tell us how you feel about "religion.

"The older I get ..." give me a break!
 
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metalmat said:
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Yeah i believe in evolution. Why? Cause i am not fucking retarted. We have fossils, how can you just ignore that?! I was grown up catholic but i only go to church for weddings and funerals. i keep a bible in my room in case of zombies or vampires. and how can this all loving jesus let kids in 3rd world countries die from painful diseases and starvation? Did we somehow get lucky by a roll of the dice?

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ftw!
 
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