The Old Man and the Marine

[JEDIYoda]

The Old Man And The Marine

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Hillary Clinton ." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs.
Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said,
"Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs.
Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.. The third day, the same man
approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I
would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine,
understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir,
this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs.
Clinton . I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the
President and doesn't reside here. Don 't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your
answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

 

[AFSCrazy]

Haha, I love it.

 

[mercanucaribe]

 

[amish]

cue resident P&N lefties to complain about bush.

 

[So]

While I did find it amusing, it's a typical political joke. You could put any politican's name in and it'd be the same joke.

 

[FoBoT]

the negatives for hildebeast are very high, the Repubs just need to nominate someone the center (independents) won't vote against

oh, my bad, i thought this was P&N

 

[tasmanian]

Awsome. 10/10

 

[olds]

The Olds Man And The Moderator

One sunny day in 2008, an olds man approached AT from across the internet where he'd been surfing porn.
He spoke to the Moderator standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and post with JEDIYoda."
The Marine replied, "Sir, JEDIYoda is not a member and doesn't post here." The olds man said,
"Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached AT and said to the
same Moderator, "I would like to go in and post with JEDIYoda". The Moderator again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, JEDIYoda is not a member and doesn't post here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.. The third day, the same man approached AT and spoke to the very same Moderator, saying "I would like to go in and post with JEDIYoda." The Moderator, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to JEDIYoda . I've told you already several times that JEDIYoda is not a member here and doesn't post here. Don't you understand?"

The olds man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your
answer!"

The Moderator snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

:laugh:

 

[FoBoT]

:Q

:laugh:

 

[GasX]

:laugh:

 

[IronWing]

Been used w/ every former pres since FDR, probably before that too.

 

[Jeff7]

Um, I don't get it?

 

[Midlander]

It's old. But I like it. :beer:

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
The Olds Man And The Moderator

One sunny day in 2008, an olds man approached AT from across the internet where he'd been surfing porn.
He spoke to the Moderator standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and post with JEDIYoda."
The Marine replied, "Sir, JEDIYoda is not a member and doesn't post here." The olds man said,
"Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached AT and said to the
same Moderator, "I would like to go in and post with JEDIYoda". The Moderator again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, JEDIYoda is not a member and doesn't post here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.. The third day, the same man approached AT and spoke to the very same Moderator, saying "I would like to go in and post with JEDIYoda." The Moderator, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to JEDIYoda . I've told you already several times that JEDIYoda is not a member here and doesn't post here. Don't you understand?"

The olds man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your
answer!"

The Moderator snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

:laugh:

A thousand times better than the OP's joke.

 

[SonnyDaze]

LOL!! :laugh:

 

[jadinolf]

 

[Canai]

very nice.

 

[daveymark]

AHAHAHAAH!!! classic! :thumbsup: 10/10!!!! :laugh:

 

[TehMac]

I dun get it. I really don't.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
He spoke to the Moderator standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and post with JEDIYoda."
The Marine replied, "Sir, JEDIYoda is not a member and doesn't post here." The olds man said,
"Okay," and walked away.

I'm confused.

 

[DainBramaged]

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
He spoke to the Moderator standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and post with JEDIYoda."
The Marine replied, "Sir, JEDIYoda is not a member and doesn't post here." The olds man said,
"Okay," and walked away.

I'm confused.

He revealed the secret... Moderators are actually Marines from the government! :Q omg teh govt spiez r on u!

 

[UberNeuman]

Any one that keeps going up the standing guard and asking the same question day after day would be pulled in for a "interview" as a possible threat....

/and it would be FOX BREAKING NEWS!

 

[ElFenix]

george bush will be president for all of 2008. make it 2010 and it'll be more effective.