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(Originally stolen from ORSM.NET)
This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Grandad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the boy responds "No"
"Then you can't have one."
A while later, the Granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" To which the boy responds "No".
"Then you can't have one."
Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won $500"
Grandpa says "Great, you're going to split that with me, right?"
The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
"Yes" says Grandpa.
To which the boy replies "Then go fuck yourself".
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
EDIT: BONUS JOKE!
A guy stops to visit his friend who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my slippers from upstairs for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous teen daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."
This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Grandad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the boy responds "No"
"Then you can't have one."
A while later, the Granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" To which the boy responds "No".
"Then you can't have one."
Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won $500"
Grandpa says "Great, you're going to split that with me, right?"
The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
"Yes" says Grandpa.
To which the boy replies "Then go fuck yourself".
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
EDIT: BONUS JOKE!
A guy stops to visit his friend who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my slippers from upstairs for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous teen daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."
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