The *Official* pranks you have done to drunk mates thread

TheCorm

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There has probably been one of these before...and now...thanks to Corm...there is another...

Last year my best mate got very drunk in Tenerife so we piled half the innanimate objects in the apartment on him and took some pics....We also drew a H on his head in permanent(Hologram sysmbol from UK comedy Red Dwarf) and another mate shaved one sideburn off...

Not so much a prank but while on a booze cruise on the same holiday another mate got really trashed and at the end of the boat trip the guy who beat him in the booze games was running about with his t-shirt tied around his waist after losing his trousers, and the same mate to get revenge for the sideburns suggested that the guy (who was also trashed) moonied at our mate....he then pushed his face against the guys bare arse...Yeuch...

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Jamie
 

Demon-Xanth

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My sister: I don't have stupid written on my forehead!
*I peer*
Me: You weren't drinking last night were you?
*she wipes her forehead*

Laughter ensues.
 

UNCjigga

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KETUL BURRITO!!!

One of my good friends once passed out on a futon, and he's like...really tiny. So we rolled up the futon mattress with him inside it, taped it up, and rolled it down a hill. Imagine waking up completely wasted, with a sensation that you're tumbling that makes you wanna hurl, and THEN realizing that you actually are tumbling down a hill!!! It was a great sight!!!
 

DanFungus

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
KETUL BURRITO!!!

One of my good friends once passed out on a futon, and he's like...really tiny. So we rolled up the futon mattress with him inside it, taped it up, and rolled it down a hill. Imagine waking up completely wasted, with a sensation that you're tumbling that makes you wanna hurl, and THEN realizing that you actually are tumbling down a hill!!! It was a great sight!!!

hahahahahahhahhaahhahahahahahahhahha

that is so good :D
 

Apathetic

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Let's see. One time at a college party, I put out a bowl of dog snacks next to the chips. (I think they were Snausages or something similar) The drunks actually ate them!

I handcuffed a girl to a tree in front of her apartment during a block party. She was cute, too!

A friend told me to make sure he was up on time the next morning after a night of drinking - "NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES" (famous last words). So, I go up to his room and he's barely awake and has a really bad hangover. I asked him once (real nice) to get out of bed and he wouldn't or couldn't so I grab his head and repeatedly bounced it HARD off of his pillow and matress (picture this happeneing to you when you have a hangover from hell). It was fun. :D

Dave