The Official "Politically Correct Job Name" List

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d1abolic

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Sep 21, 2001
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Some of these are pretty damn funny. Check em out. If you know more, post and i'll add.

Band Roadie - Production Assistant
Clerk - Sales Associate
Fireman - Firefighter
Garbageman - Sanitation Engineer
Janitor - Custodail Engineer
Porn Star - Adult Film Star
Prostitute - Sex Worker
Secretary - Administrative Coordinator
Stripper - Exotic Dancer
Stuardess - Flight Attendant
 
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Mookow

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Apr 24, 2001
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<< Jizzmoper - Ejaculation Removal Engineer >>



Yup... the guy who has to clean out the $.25 viewing booths has my vote for having the worst job in the world.
 
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tm37

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I lived in a complex in Pacific beach about 8 years ago, the three units in the were rommate and i in the middle and a hooker and drug dealer either side of us.

Both workedout of their apartments, My roomate and I when asked about our neighbors would tell people, about the nice lady in the service industry and the guy in distribution.
 
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bandXtrb

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May 27, 2001
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<< Both workedout of their apartments, My roomate and I when asked about our neighbors would tell people, about the nice lady in the service industry and the guy in distribution. >>

Rofl..
 
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jhu

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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dead people cutter upper - pathologist
box examiner - gynecologist
fixer of whiny brats - pediatrician
fluffer - excitation engineer
 
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mattyrug

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Sep 25, 2000
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<< pussy prober - gynecologist ;) >>

LOL!!!

Clerk/Check out person - Sales Associate
Band Roadie - Production Assistant
Janitor - Custodail Engineer
 
jonnyGURU

jonnyGURU

Moderator <BR> Power Supplies
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Oct 30, 1999
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I suppose I would be a Personal Computer Hardware Troubleshooting Resource Engineer?

I hate PC.

Oops... Gotta go.... The Refuse Relocation Coordinator is here to pick the crap up off of my curb....
 
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PsychoAndy

Lifer
Dec 31, 2000
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dont forget HD Forum's favorite term....CSR instead of cashier (when talking about b&m stores, of course)
 
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ys

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Oct 10, 1999
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Multi-tiered marketing universal variable life-insurance salesman with hundreds of little rats running - Executive Marketing Director

And they dare tell you they are financial adivsors :disgust:
 
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tm37

Lifer
Jan 24, 2001
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<< bum - transitionally employed >>


I believe that term is FREELANCING!:D

Sorry I saw a guy this week that I knew when I was in the navy and he was always telling us HOW MUCH MONEY he was gonna make on the outside.

I asked him where he was working and he said Well I got laid off so now I'm Freelancing,

So I said "so you're unemployed huh?"

His head dropped and he kinda shrugged and said rather meakly "yeah"

hah! It really made my day!:D

 
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Frosty3799

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Nov 4, 2000
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<< Clerk/Check out person - Sales Associate
Band Roadie - Production Assistant
Janitor - Custodail Engineer >>




that would make me a: Sales Associate with a specialization in Custodial Engineering

man thats sweet

Josh
 
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