The Official Ninja Webpage.

[cjchaps]

The Page

I never learned so much in so little a time!

 

[Kelvrick]

The page was pretty stupid, but the music is cracking me up!



<< I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee) >>


Oh my god! He needs a life. That, or another playboy and trip to the restroom.

Nothing will ever beat the site about Super Greg though. LOL!!!!

 

[Croton]

<< Hi, this is site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. >>



AHAHAHAH

This site is awesome!!!!!!

 

[BigSmooth]

I am literally LOL at the "movie scripts". ROFLMAOPIMP!
Edit: Some of the guestbook entries are hilarious too!

 

[cjchaps]

I like the music too... That should be the type of music you hear when you get put on hold on the phone.

 

[MrHelpful]

* insert heavy guitar squeal here

HAHA

That's hilarious

 

[Alienwho]

lmao, this site is hilarious.

And yes the music should be used when putting somebody on hold.

 

[thomsbrain]

<< * insert heavy guitar squeal here

HAHA

That's hilarious >>



bill and ted style!

exellent!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people >>



Nik {}

 

[GhettoFob]

Big Pimpin' Ninjas!

 

[oLLie]

What can I say, "TOTALLY SWEET!"

 

[DanFungus]

what the &%#& happened to www.robotfrank.com????

 

[Pr0Hawk]

Ninjas can read minds... :Q

 

[VirusDub]

That was the best laugh I've had in a long time.

-This post is awesome.

 

[cjchaps]

The song sounds better synthesized than when Jay Z does it.



<< i dont know if some of u know this but the MIDI in the background is from Jay Z's "Big Pimpin"



<< Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
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[NetworkDad]

Fubar!

 

[BeauJangles]

HAHAHAHHAHAH

 

[FrogDog]

Oh my goodness that was hilarious. Hardest I've laghed in a long while. Very nicely done.

 

[dc]

bump.

OMG, hilarious.

 

[Triumph]

<< Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.

End

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[flavio]

Dig it

 

[MustangSVT]

those ninjas are dope yo!