The Official "Kinky for Governor! Why The Hell Not?" Thread

cKGunslinger

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I wish he was a little more serious - he'd be a hell of a lot better than anyone else would would normally run.
 
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I wish he was a little more serious - he'd be a hell of a lot better than anyone else would would normally run.

Look at his recent speeches. Sounds pretty serious to me :D
 

LordMorpheus

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I'm not going to change my residence officially to houston until I turn 21 (just 3 months away), but I guess I won't be able to vote for him. If I had a vote it'd be his.

Maybe I'll switch over earlier to make the election.
 
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Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
I'm not going to change my residence officially to houston until I turn 21 (just 3 months away), but I guess I won't be able to vote for him. If I had a vote it'd be his.

Register, dammit!!!
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I wish he was a little more serious - he'd be a hell of a lot better than anyone else would would normally run.

Look at his recent speeches. Sounds pretty serious to me :D

Haven't heard him in a year or so. He used to just make sound-bites and one-line quips that got totally ridiculous after a while.

And at one time, I think his "Number 1 priority" was the outlawing of the declawing of cats. A noble proposition, I suppose, but not exactly the largest problem in most Texans' eyes.
 

MrPickins

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Other than bumper stickers, I haven't heard much about him.

Is he seriously making a bid for election?
 

LordMorpheus

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I live in Houston (attending Rice U), and I registered to vote here instead of back home (Saint Louis) so I can vote for him in the upcoming election.

I think it's hilarious.

Oo, old thread. Haha, my post a few posts up is before I decided to register down here.
 

fatpat268

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he's pretty cool, but honestly, who gives a ****** who's governor of texas? they hold very little power anyway.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: fatpat268
he's pretty cool, but honestly, who gives a ****** who's governor of texas? they hold very little power anyway.

pretty much



is he for an immediate moratorium on toll roads like the democrats are? if so, he won't get my vote.

i need to go change my address so i can vote in city of houston elections instead of just unincorporated harris county elections.
 

FelixDeCat

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Are you friggen' crazy? This guy - who happens to be Jewish - has publicly disparaged Jews, blacks (several times) and Hispanics. Everytime I see him give an interview all he can do is talk about himself. He has no answers or solutions for anything.

He kind of reminds me of Clayton Williams "brash, bold" style back in the 1990 governers race. His was also famous for doing and saying whatever he felt like including the infamous response about how he felt if a woman was being raped, "as long as it's inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it." :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Hes a lunatic with a snowballs chance in hell being elected. Not even a devils advocate can help this poor bastard.

Im voting for Perry.