The Official Haiku Thread

[Random Variable]

Main Entry: hai·ku
Pronunciation: 'hI-(")kü
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural haiku
Etymology: Japanese
: an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference


Example:

this thread is so ghey
I'd rather be viewing porn
show me them boobies

 

[Mo0o]

I am very bored
Damn roomates are in the room
Must choke my chicken

 

[b0mbrman]

i notice that it
says "usually" up there
in your description

does that mean that i
me being the b0mbrman
could write one with less?

 

[Kalvin00]

Oh I Hate Reposts
People don't know about search
Damn noobs need to learn

 

[aircooled]

god dammit
I have no idea what yoiu are talking about
blah blah blah...

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: aircooled
god dammit
I have no idea what yoiu are talking about
blah blah blah...

You must learn to count
five seven five is not so hard
Need some more schooling

 

[RaDragon]

Reposting is cold
Oops, I meant to say old balls
Haikus not fun (not)

 

[Wallydraigle]

I'm a haiku god.
My haiku will rock your world.
Like Freaking Jesus.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: aircooled
god dammit
I have no idea what yoiu are talking about
blah blah blah...

You must learn to count
five seven five is not so hard
Need some more schooling

way too intoxicated...
must lay down
blah blah blah

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
i notice that it
says "usually" up there
in your description

does that mean that i
me being the b0mbrman
could write one with less?

I would answer you
but I don't know what you mean
show me them boobies

 

[neonerd]

You are a bafoon
You probably use shampoo
when masturbating

Haikus are not fun
I don't like your avatar
You smell really bad

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: aircooled
god dammit
I have no idea what yoiu are talking about
blah blah blah...

You must learn to count
five seven five is not so hard
Need some more schooling

way too intoxicated...
must lay down
blah blah blah

Drunk on a Monday
You are an alcoholic
Or maybe irish?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: aircooled
god dammit
I have no idea what yoiu are talking about
blah blah blah...

You must learn to count
five seven five is not so hard
Need some more schooling

way too intoxicated...
must lay down
blah blah blah

Drunk on a Monday
You are an alcoholic
Or maybe irish?

Roll on floor laughing
Lollerskater skating by
Roflcopter high.

 

[tfinch2]

I like big boobies
This thread's been posted before
Time to go beat it

 

[jagec]

I should be working,
Instead I'm on the forums.
I am really screwed.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
I like big boobies
This thread's been posted before
Time to go beat it

Is this a repost?
Can you post a link for us?
I searched for "haiku".

 

[intogamer]

meow meow meow meow meow
please deliver
i want cat food please

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: jagec
I should be working,
Instead I'm on the forums.
I am really screwed.

Yes you are teh screwed
Since you are almost fired
Downlad some good pr0n

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: intogamer
meow meow meow meow meow
please deliver
i want cat food please

Oh my God what the...
Learn to write proper haikus
No cat food for you.

 

[quakefiend420]

if jesus did the
shocker would you be surprised
if it was your mom?

 

[xcript]

int main(int argc,
char *argv[]) { printf("hai to
you.."); return (0); }

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: intogamer
meow meow meow meow meow
please deliver
i want cat food please

Oh my God what the...
Learn to write proper haikus
No cat food for you.

lol funny
he needs to learn how to write
And now...time to sleep.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Went Back to the Past
Kissed my mother in the car
My life is fvcked up

Went to the Future
Rescued my son, lost my job
Needles is a dick

Went to the Old West
I saved Doc from getting shot
Married b!tch Clara

 

[csyberblue]

I should go to bed
Have to brush my teeth and floss
Getting up early

 

[Gurck]

Ipod plus C4
A beautiful partnership
Nothing left but dust