The official Double speak thread.

[IceBergSLiM]

Rule 1: Please include your best double talk convoluted sentences. Please make sure there is nothing definitive or substantial contained in them. The object of double speak is to confuse the reader without actually saying anything. I'll start.

Rule 2: your sentence must contain "robust flows"

"The disparity between both the obtuse and concrete research from the international pool of commodity candidates, can from time to time, understate and contradict the reality of the marginal and moderate evidence of the quantitative variety set forth in the recommendations prescribed by our current layer of derivative analysis’ expressed through our never permanent opinion that we expect robust flows…to dominate fundamentals. "

 

[geno]

"I'm going to get the papers, get the papers."

-Jimmy Two Times

 

[techs]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

 

[IceBergSLiM]

you are not following the rules.

 

[geno]

Sorry sorry

 

[darkxshade]

People,

I passionately object to this preposterous proposal of pandemic proportions and I prohibit such propositions to be passed by any parties. My permission is perceived as the only phenomenon that prescribes the prerequisites for which part of the plan may be posed. The point of the preconditions is to provide the procedure for which participation may be possible with the provision that your patience is practiced. Persuasion to prevent the probable paves the way to paramount problems. My preliminary presumption postulates that principles must be protected in order to perform perfectly. Your pessimism is poorly perceived. Positively this persons phrases perplexes you with such pep but allow me to preface this puzzling plea by presenting myself to you as you may call me P.

 

[Albatross]

if we extract the square root,differential or integral in the the amphibolic matrix,it is imperative to navigate the meanders of the concrete in the gnosiological sense to oncotically deduce the rugosity of robus flows

 

[IceBergSLiM]

if we extract the square root,differential or integral in the the amphibolic matrix,it is imperative to navigate the meanders of the concrete in the gnosiological sense to oncotically deduce the rugosity of robus flows

good one! 4 completely made up words!

 

[Mucho]

Make sure to piss on their legs whilst shaking their hand.

 

[ElFenix]

found a head and an arm in da garbage can. don't know why i'm here. livin' on the run for oh so long, i gotta go collect. get the money, motherfucker, 'cause i got no more patience. no more patience, man, you dig what i'm sayin'?

 

[PepePeru]

In order to maximize the potential of our marketing efforts we must accomplish three of nine metrics of successonmics. One of which is the capitalization of our core values and heritage, which form the success-foundations of our bridge over uncertain waters. The second of the three is that we must ensure that every resource is put at an arm's reach of our fingertips in a static yet highly dynamic work environment. Our world is ever changing. New opportunities arise at a given second and within a minute our bridge will be battered with the erosion of missed opportunities. Finally, the third is a redoubling of our efforts in emerging markets. Our bridge must be built to new and distant markets enabling the pregentrification of our marketing efforts into sometimes unforgiving, hostile and dynastic work environments. If only 2 of our concentrated efforts succeed, it will mostly certainly diminish the robustness of our flows.

 

[SlitheryDee]

This conclusion is brought about by a redeeming of the superfluous aspects in conscription of tantamount import. However, these writs should not be misconstrued obstinately in lieu of candid reprisal. One must impede his forthrightness with perfidious magnanimity. As a result, Robust Flows of cognition carry forth a microcosm of unmentionable platitudes.

 

[darkxshade]

In conclusion, I would like to conclude that the conclusion has been concluded.

 

[techs]

More from the Doublespeak King, George(the dumb one)Bush:


"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." --at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." --presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

"Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

 

[IceBergSLiM]

In order to maximize the potential of our marketing efforts we must accomplish three of nine metrics of successonmics. One of which is the capitalization of our core values and heritage, which form the success-foundations of our bridge over uncertain waters. The second of the three is that we must ensure that every resource is put at an arm's reach of our fingertips in a static yet highly dynamic work environment. Our world is ever changing. New opportunities arise at a given second and within a minute our bridge will be battered with the erosion of missed opportunities. Finally, the third is a redoubling of our efforts in emerging markets. Our bridge must be built to new and distant markets enabling the pregentrification of our marketing efforts into sometimes unforgiving, hostile and dynastic work environments. If only 2 of our concentrated efforts succeed, it will mostly certainly diminish the robustness of our flows.

win!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

This conclusion is brought about by a redeeming of the superfluous aspects in conscription of tantamount import. However, these writs should not be misconstrued obstinately in lieu of candid reprisal. One must impede his forthrightness with perfidious magnanimity. As a result, Robust Flows of cognition carry forth a microcosm of unmentionable platitudes.

Another good one!

 

[Albatross]

More from the Doublespeak King, George(the dumb one)Bush:


"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." --at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." --presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

"Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiQkozJlKzE&feature=related

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Wheres Jesse Jackson when you need him!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

The order of acquiring robust flows across the state mandated curriculum in education fortresses ranging from elementary incorporation's to roller coaster mandates at six flags new England are vital to the emergence of a powerful entity that demands static propositions of the very dynamic environment that surrounds itself inside of us. I find it compromising however to encourage new procurement of business facilities that may propagate beyond the control of the consumer into future acquiescence of failed enterprise. We must stand firm in the marketing of robust flows for not only our own selfless goods but also for the communities that present themselves to hostile takeovers in peaceful protests.