The **OFFICIAL** **CONFIRMED** How Not to Post a Thread Thread

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mooglekit

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Observe the Following Threads and Learn, Grasshoppers

Example 1.
Result?? Flamed...aaaaand now locked...with an excellent topic title edit by the mods. THANKS MODS!!! :D

Example 2!
Result?? Locked

Example 3!!
Result?? Flamed

Example 4!!
Result?? Locked

Take what you have learned and use it only for good, Grasshoppers.


The NEWEST EXAMPLE!!!

Example 5!!!!
Result? Eventually compared himself to Jesus, world pulled up lawnchair to watch...

Now, next lesson, grasshoppers. We must predict how long before this newest example of thread torture is locked for our own safety. First, count to three, then cross your fingers and hope for a permaban.

 
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montypythizzle

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HEH, finally seen this thread. OF COURSE I voted montypythizzle as my hero. Frankly, he is a hero to all. His wisdom is undeniable.

Besides, no one can "flame" the Flamiest of all.

I hope you will all come to anandtech one day and thank me for my wisdom.
 
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mooglekit

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Bumped in honor of our hopeless young grasshopper who has not learned his lesson...


The Newest Example!

Take note, and learn well the many lessons this grasshopper has brought us on how not to post a thread.
 
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montypythizzle

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Moogle, one day I will post a picture and let you do whatever you want to it. Including, but not limited to, fantasizing/masturbating to it.
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Moogle, one day I will post a picture and let you do whatever you want to it. Including, but not limited to, fantasizing/masturbating to it.
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so why not post it now?
 
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mooglekit

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Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Moogle, one day I will post a picture and let you do whatever you want to it. Including, but not limited to, fantasizing/masturbating to it.
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C'mon, is that really the best you can do after all the examples you've seen from everyone else in response to your threads???? I expected better...tsk tsk
 
Aikouka

Aikouka

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Needs more Sticky, IMO!

I think you should also add in, "This is off-topic, not your LiveJournal."
 
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mooglekit

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Originally posted by: JujuFish
Originally posted by: mooglekit
The NEWEST EXAMPLE!!!

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbar...8&threadid=2030071&enterthread=y--</a>"><a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbar...=38&threadid=2030071&enterthread=y</a></a>
>Example 5!!!</a>
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And this is an example of how not to post a link.
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Many apologies...multiple edits conflicted with each other...I'm on a contract job away from the office so I'm stuck on slow Verizon NationalAccess...

Oh, and fixed!!
 
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montypythizzle

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Moogle, one day I will post a picture and let you do whatever you want to it. Including, but not limited to, fantasizing/masturbating to it.
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so why not post it now?
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I only have an old picture from few months back. I will try and get pics today, might get a haircut today.
 
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markgm

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I remember this one time I couldn't think of an idea for a new thread to post that would add to the general splendor of this site... so I didn't post one.
 
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