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Xionide

Diamond Member
Apr 20, 2002
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Well I am currently land locked and have nothing to do. So becoming an anandtech insomniac is filling the void for a normal summer.

-Xionide
 
Schadenfroh

Schadenfroh

Elite Member
Mar 8, 2003
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10.I run a antispyware/antivirus service thread,
9. I have the differance between EVERY nvidia and ATI card memorized down to the number of pipes, memory bus, clockspeeds.
8. I have all of the specs of intel and amd CPUs memorized.
7. I could tell you every manufacturer of every chip on my motherboard, video card, any component inside my computer.
6. I know which episode most start trek quotes come from.
5. i know the names and the actors/actresses that plaid almost every star trek character.
4. i have a copy of king authors sword from monty python and the search for the holy grail.
3. i have the search holy grail, jurrasic park, and dune memorized.
2. I have a pair of vulcan ears (somewhere).
1. i have contemplated redoing my hair to become more vulcan like.
0. i post on ATOT and i am a lifer.
-1. I NEVER go outside.
-2. I have nothing to do with people, no parties, nothing
-3. in highschool i made near perfect 100s without studying.
-4. I have worked for every computer department in my school system. Hell, i even did one job for free once, to get away from people and i was bored out of my skull.
-5. using only positive whole numbers is highly ineffiecient
-6. i carry 2 calculators on me at all times, one graphing other scientific (as a back up)
-7. i own a slide rule, ph34r m3
 
rh71

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,844
1,049
126
^ he made the effort to think about / post all that - he wins.
 
Zim Hosein

Zim Hosein

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Super Moderator
Nov 27, 1999
65,391
407
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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
10.I run a antispyware/antivirus service thread,
9. I have the differance between EVERY nvidia and ATI card memorized down to the number of pipes, memory bus, clockspeeds.
8. I have all of the specs of intel and amd CPUs memorized.
7. I could tell you every manufacturer of every chip on my motherboard, video card, any component inside my computer.
6. I know which episode most start trek quotes come from.
5. i know the names and the actors/actresses that plaid almost every star trek character.
4. i have a copy of king authors sword from monty python and the search for the holy grail.
3. i have the search holy grail, jurrasic park, and dune memorized.
2. I have a pair of vulcan ears (somewhere).
1. i have contemplated redoing my hair to become more vulcan like.
0. i post on ATOT and i am a lifer.
-1. I NEVER go outside.
-2. I have nothing to do with people, no parties, nothing
-3. in highschool i made near perfect 100s without studying.
-4. I have worked for every computer department in my school system. Hell, i even did one job for free once, to get away from people and i was bored out of my skull.
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Shens! :p
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
10.I run a antispyware/antivirus service thread,
9. I have the differance between EVERY nvidia and ATI card memorized down to the number of pipes, memory bus, clockspeeds.
8. I have all of the specs of intel and amd CPUs memorized.
7. I could tell you every manufacturer of every chip on my motherboard, video card, any component inside my computer.
6. I know which episode most start trek quotes come from.
5. i know the names and the actors/actresses that plaid almost every star trek character.
4. i have a copy of king authors sword from monty python and the search for the holy grail.
3. i have the search holy grail, jurrasic park, and dune memorized.
2. I have a pair of vulcan ears (somewhere).
1. i have contemplated redoing my hair to become more vulcan like.
0. i post on ATOT and i am a lifer.
-1. I NEVER go outside.
-2. I have nothing to do with people, no parties, nothing
-3. in highschool i made near perfect 100s without studying.
-4. I have worked for every computer department in my school system. Hell, i even did one job for free once, to get away from people and i was bored out of my skull.
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you are near the top....but have you seen more motherboards than you have boobies?
 
Schadenfroh

Schadenfroh

Elite Member
Mar 8, 2003
38,416
4
0
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
10.I run a antispyware/antivirus service thread,
9. I have the differance between EVERY nvidia and ATI card memorized down to the number of pipes, memory bus, clockspeeds.
8. I have all of the specs of intel and amd CPUs memorized.
7. I could tell you every manufacturer of every chip on my motherboard, video card, any component inside my computer.
6. I know which episode most start trek quotes come from.
5. i know the names and the actors/actresses that plaid almost every star trek character.
4. i have a copy of king authors sword from monty python and the search for the holy grail.
3. i have the search holy grail, jurrasic park, and dune memorized.
2. I have a pair of vulcan ears (somewhere).
1. i have contemplated redoing my hair to become more vulcan like.
0. i post on ATOT and i am a lifer.
-1. I NEVER go outside.
-2. I have nothing to do with people, no parties, nothing
-3. in highschool i made near perfect 100s without studying.
-4. I have worked for every computer department in my school system. Hell, i even did one job for free once, to get away from people and i was bored out of my skull.
-5. using only positive whole numbers is highly ineffiecient
-6. i carry 2 calculators on me at all times, one graphing other scientific
-7. i own a slide rule, ph34r m3
Click to expand...

you are near the top....but have you seen more motherboards than you have boobies?
Click to expand...

3d or 2d?
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
10.I run a antispyware/antivirus service thread,
9. I have the differance between EVERY nvidia and ATI card memorized down to the number of pipes, memory bus, clockspeeds.
8. I have all of the specs of intel and amd CPUs memorized.
7. I could tell you every manufacturer of every chip on my motherboard, video card, any component inside my computer.
6. I know which episode most start trek quotes come from.
5. i know the names and the actors/actresses that plaid almost every star trek character.
4. i have a copy of king authors sword from monty python and the search for the holy grail.
3. i have the search holy grail, jurrasic park, and dune memorized.
2. I have a pair of vulcan ears (somewhere).
1. i have contemplated redoing my hair to become more vulcan like.
0. i post on ATOT and i am a lifer.
-1. I NEVER go outside.
-2. I have nothing to do with people, no parties, nothing
-3. in highschool i made near perfect 100s without studying.
-4. I have worked for every computer department in my school system. Hell, i even did one job for free once, to get away from people and i was bored out of my skull.
-5. using only positive whole numbers is highly ineffiecient
-6. i carry 2 calculators on me at all times, one graphing other scientific
-7. i own a slide rule
Click to expand...

you are near the top....but have you touched more motherboards than you have boobies?
Click to expand...

3d or 2d?
Click to expand...

fixed
 
RossMAN

RossMAN

Grand Nagus
Feb 24, 2000
79,006
430
136
No one dares to compete against Schadenfroh?

Come on there have to be a few uber geeks among us.
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
Originally posted by: OffTopic
I nominate the owner of AT forums.
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Anand just got married, and is very succesful. At present, I bet he is having "fun" on his honeymoon. He doesnt qualify.
 
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fredtam

Diamond Member
Jun 6, 2003
5,694
2
76
I definately lose. I used to be a "geek" in junior high. Back before everyone had a PC and geek just meant you were akward and intelligent and you were therefore an outcast. I grew out of that but I guess I returned to my "geek" roots when I was injured and bored. My PC sucked and so did sitting around with an injured back, broken leg, and broken collar bone so I stumbled upon this site when trying to learn how to build a PC. Then hardware began to bore me so I switched to OT.
 
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RaynorWolfcastle

Diamond Member
Feb 8, 2001
8,968
16
81
I named my child ATOT. He is adopted, since I have never spoken to a female in my life because I have no social skills.
 
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