the office Crock Pot

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Modeps
I have yet to see any scientific evidence that the courtesy flush will actually help out the situation at all. The fecal material spends time in air before landing in its watery resting place and you expel gaseousness as well. I believe that in order for the water to be saturated with massive odors or give off fragrance, the fecal material must either be A) Floaters or B) soaking for quite some time... more than 15 minutes.

Unfortunately, you cannot scientifically prove either of these theories because it would require people watching others defecate with some sort of "scentometer"

If I flush when I drop the main big deuce, even knowing that I am going to have some followers after - there is no doubt in my mind that I am improving the odds that my coworker doesn't walk into a Shit Cloud when he comes in to drain it. I don't think the big guy takes long to emit his odour signature... he doesn't need to ferment. It's plop and stink within a few minutes, depending on the severity of the stench. IMHO

The flush may just be somewhat of a placebo effect though, you feel its doing what you want it to do, so therefore it happens in your mind. In reality, you may just become accustomed to the odor because you were sitting there. Similar to how you can walk into a house from outside where a great feast is being prepared and be overcome with an insatiable urge to devour the food thanks to the delectable aroma then 10 minutes after being in said house, not even notice how great it truly smells.

There's something there, for sure. It is hard for the emitter of the deuce to truly guage the ripeness and nosehair-burning quality of his/her product, but consider this... at the office, most (hopefully most) people wipe down the lid before they sit down. This creates a pillow for the deuce to rest on. This may be one of the factors inherent in some situations. The Charmin Floatilla Effect is a variable that must be considered.

I have witnessed this phenomena first hand. The wipe down paper now floating in the toilet basin creates a make-shift raft for the shit to rest and relax on. Vaporization of the shit takes place at uncanny rates. I can tell if this effect takes place based solely on the smell. When I lift myself to verify my hypothesis, the effect magnifies and my raising ass creates a pressure differential, which pulls up the toilet air. When I sit back down after verifying my hypothesis, my head and nose are now at ass level.

:laugh:

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: SirStev0
I remember when threads had standards.

this place had standards? when!?



anyway when i take a duece i really don't care what other people think. if i sit on the pot for 15 minutes then that is what it takes. if you don't like it then don't sit in there with me.

Your 31,000th post was about you shitting.

hey at least i didnt take pics!

LOL yeah ok thats just a sad situation =(

thanks safeway i was in a good mood this morning

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
1/10

unoriginal and its been done to death

you're such a prick it hurts to read your posts.

lol, i love you too. :heart:

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
1/10

unoriginal and its been done to death

you're such a prick it hurts to read your posts.

lol, i love you too. :heart:

dig up the other rants, you got nothing better to do. i'm ready to take the Pepsi motherfacking rant Challenge.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Safeway
I have witnessed this phenomena first hand. The wipe down paper now floating in the toilet basin creates a make-shift raft for the shit to rest and relax on. Vaporization of the shit takes place at uncanny rates. I can tell if this effect takes place based solely on the smell. When I lift myself to verify my hypothesis, the effect magnifies and my raising ass creates a pressure differential, which pulls up the toilet air. When I sit back down after verifying my hypothesis, my head and nose are now at ass level.

:laugh:

I'll assume that the laughing means you know what I mean.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: SirStev0
I remember when threads had standards.

this place had standards? when!?



anyway when i take a duece i really don't care what other people think. if i sit on the pot for 15 minutes then that is what it takes. if you don't like it then don't sit in there with me.

Your 31,000th post was about you shitting.

hey at least i didnt take pics!

LOL yeah ok thats just a sad situation =(

thanks safeway i was in a good mood this morning

Aww, waggy. I didn't mean to spoil your morning. Go take a 15 minute dump while reading the WSJ. You'll feel much better. (And thanks for the lack of pictures.)

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
1/10

unoriginal and its been done to death

you're such a prick it hurts to read your posts.

lol, i love you too. :heart:

dig up the other rants, you got nothing better to do. i'm ready to take the Pepsi motherfacking rant Challenge.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Safeway
I have witnessed this phenomena first hand. The wipe down paper now floating in the toilet basin creates a make-shift raft for the shit to rest and relax on. Vaporization of the shit takes place at uncanny rates. I can tell if this effect takes place based solely on the smell. When I lift myself to verify my hypothesis, the effect magnifies and my raising ass creates a pressure differential, which pulls up the toilet air. When I sit back down after verifying my hypothesis, my head and nose are now at ass level.

:laugh:

I'll assume that the laughing means you know what I mean.

shitraft FTStench.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
1/10

unoriginal and its been done to death

you're such a prick it hurts to read your posts.

lol, i love you too. :heart:

dig up the other rants, you got nothing better to do. i'm ready to take the Pepsi motherfacking rant Challenge.

GTFO :|

 

[Snapster]

Print the rant out, tape it up in the stalls and then go use the female loo.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
1/10

unoriginal and its been done to death

you're such a prick it hurts to read your posts.

lol, i love you too. :heart:

dig up the other rants, you got nothing better to do. i'm ready to take the Pepsi motherfacking rant Challenge.

He is saying that you like to post about reposts and then dig up all of the originals. I have seen it done, pontifex, so don't go denying it. And he is also saying that you have nothing better to do than to post in 'reposts' and then dig up the originals. I would say that the value of the time doing so is minimal, so he thinks that you must not have important things in your life. Hope that helps you understand it.

 

[jandrews]

Originally posted by: Modeps
I have yet to see any scientific evidence that the courtesy flush will actually help out the situation at all. The fecal material spends time in air before landing in its watery resting place and you expel gaseousness as well. I believe that in order for the water to be saturated with massive odors or give off fragrance, the fecal material must either be A) Floaters or B) soaking for quite some time... more than 15 minutes.

Unfortunately, you cannot scientifically prove either of these theories because it would require people watching others defecate with some sort of "scentometer"

you might think this and I thought the same but I can promise you that the courtesy flush does indeed work and work well.

 

[homercles337]

I intentionally go to less crowded floors in my building to take a leak because of the shitty stinking shitters on my floor. These guys *need* to see a doctor because something is seriously wrong with them.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
GTFO :|

I'm sure that you have been told this before, but you look like Jack Bauer.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
1/10

unoriginal and its been done to death

you're such a prick it hurts to read your posts.

lol, i love you too. :heart:

dig up the other rants, you got nothing better to do. i'm ready to take the Pepsi motherfacking rant Challenge.

He is saying that you like to post about reposts and then dig up all of the originals. I have seen it done, pontifex, so don't go denying it. And he is also saying that you have nothing better to do than to post in 'reposts' and then dig up the originals. I would say that the value of the time doing so is minimal, so he thinks that you must not have important things in your life. Hope that helps you understand it.

you got the wrong guy.
i just say repost. i don't go digging them up

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: jandrews

Originally posted by: Modeps
I have yet to see any scientific evidence that the courtesy flush will actually help out the situation at all. The fecal material spends time in air before landing in its watery resting place and you expel gaseousness as well. I believe that in order for the water to be saturated with massive odors or give off fragrance, the fecal material must either be A) Floaters or B) soaking for quite some time... more than 15 minutes.

Unfortunately, you cannot scientifically prove either of these theories because it would require people watching others defecate with some sort of "scentometer"

you might think this and I thought the same but I can promise you that the courtesy flush does indeed work and work well.

But what if the turbulent water in commercial toilets affects fresh, soft, and warm shits more than it affects still and cold shits? The longer a shit stays in the cold water, the harder it gets. Maybe there is an optimal time to flush. Not too early as to avoid Shredded Shit Syndrome, and not too late as to avoid too much shit vaporization.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: meltdown75
GTFO :|

I'm sure that you have been told this before, but you look like Jack Bauer.

heheheh
to be honest that smiley has a bit too much emotion for me, but I allow myself to make use of it in rant threads, in jest, or when dealing with threadcrapping mini-mods.

oh, FWIW i have never heard that - if you were referring to my actual IRL face looking like Jack Bauer and not the anger smiley.

 

[pontifex]

ooh, threadcrapping, huh? i'll remember that one
just like everyone thread craps in my threads, right?

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: pontifex
ooh, threadcrapping, huh? i'll remember that one
just like everyone thread craps in my threads, right?

Wrong, this is a thread on crapping.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: meltdown75
GTFO :|

I'm sure that you have been told this before, but you look like Jack Bauer.

heheheh
to be honest that smiley has a bit too much emotion for me, but I allow myself to make use of it in rant threads, in jest, or when dealing with threadcrapping mini-mods.

oh, FWIW i have never heard that - if you were referring to my actual IRL face looking like Jack Bauer and not the anger smiley.

In real life. At least you do in the ATOT MG thread in my signature.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: meltdown75
GTFO :|

I'm sure that you have been told this before, but you look like Jack Bauer.

heheheh
to be honest that smiley has a bit too much emotion for me, but I allow myself to make use of it in rant threads, in jest, or when dealing with threadcrapping mini-mods.

oh, FWIW i have never heard that - if you were referring to my actual IRL face looking like Jack Bauer and not the anger smiley.

In real life. At least you do in the ATOT MG thread in my signature.

LOL that pic is so bad. I think I was sick at the time.
wait, let me rephrase that

that pic is thooo bad! *sissy slap*

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: meltdown75
GTFO :|

I'm sure that you have been told this before, but you look like Jack Bauer.

heheheh
to be honest that smiley has a bit too much emotion for me, but I allow myself to make use of it in rant threads, in jest, or when dealing with threadcrapping mini-mods.

oh, FWIW i have never heard that - if you were referring to my actual IRL face looking like Jack Bauer and not the anger smiley.

In real life. At least you do in the ATOT MG thread in my signature.

LOL that pic is so bad. I think I was sick at the time.
wait, let me rephrase that

that pic is thooo bad! *sissy slap*

You can update it if you want via PM or posting a new link in the thread.

 

[skace]

The longer your shit stays in your ass, the worse it smells coming out. Some people don't need a bran muffin, they need an enema.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: skace
The longer your shit stays in your ass, the worse it smells coming out. Some people don't need a bran muffin, they need an enema.

I didn't shit right for a week. - Lady from Bad Santa

That must have smelled bad.

 

[FoBoT]

more fiber, the key is more fiber in your diet