The ocean is on fire

[Kaido]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1411074599803142146

 

[BoomerD]

I saw that earlier. The fckn Gulf of Mexico can't catch a break...if it's not asteroids crashing into the Yucatan peninsula, wiping iut the dinosaurs or rigs like the Deepwater Horizon spewing bazillions of gallons of crude, it's the Mexicans setting it in fire...

Hey...maybe the fire would burn off the spilled oil...nothing like megapollution in the oceans of the planet.

 

[Kaido]

Looks fake, like movie CGI:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/ockfm0

 

[IronWing]

F’ burning bushes, this is how a proper god would do shit.

 

[K1052]

Maybe we should stop poking holes in the bottom of the ocean for explody things.

 

[sdifox]

Here comes the kaijus

 

[Red Squirrel]

And hardly anything on the news. If this was a Tesla on fire we'd never hear the end of it.

 

[herm0016]

it was on fire for a short amount of time, and the NG burned off. not much pollution, no injuries. they shut down the pipeline and are getting it fixed.

 

[snoopy7548]

Probably wouldn't have happened if they had just raked the ocean.

 

[Kaido]

And hardly anything on the news. If this was a Tesla on fire we'd never hear the end of it.

1. Tesla fell off the boat
2. ???
3. Ocean on fire

 

[ponyo]

Damn, looks like a scene from the Godzilla movie. Somehow we fucked up and opened the portal to hell.

 

[LikeLinus]

1. Tesla fell off the boat
2. ???
3. Ocean on fire

Tesla Model S Plaid catches fire and briefly traps owner, NHTSA plans to investigate - Roadshow (cnet.com)

 

[dank69]

That's awesome how soon before I can go on a tour of it and take selfies in front of it for FB?

 

[dank69]

it was on fire for a short amount of time, and the NG burned off. not much pollution, no injuries. they shut down the pipeline and are getting it fixed.

Ah that sucks. Maybe they can find a really big vent and start a more permanent one.

 

[dank69]

1. Tesla fell off the boat
2. ???
3. Ocean on fire

2 = serious software bug:

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

 

[Kaido]

Tesla Model S Plaid catches fire and briefly traps owner, NHTSA plans to investigate - Roadshow (cnet.com)

Yeah that was crazy! Although to be fair, there are 150 gas-car fires every single day in America & the one time a Tesla borks out all year, it gets reported nationwide lol.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I saw that earlier. The fckn Gulf of Mexico can't catch a break...if it's not asteroids crashing into the Yucatan peninsula, wiping iut the dinosaurs or rigs like the Deepwater Horizon spewing bazillions of gallons of crude, it's the Mexicans setting it in fire...

Hey...maybe the fire would burn off the spilled oil...nothing like megapollution in the oceans of the planet.

People. The problem is people.

 

[BoomerD]

People. The problem is people.

Well...except maybe that whole "asteroid crashes into the Yucatan peninsula, wiping out the dinosaurs" thing...but maybe that was the early Aztecs or something...

 

[Kaido]

Well...except maybe that whole "asteroid crashes into the Yucatan peninsula, wiping out the dinosaurs" thing...but maybe that was the early Aztecs or something...

My theory is that they were all anarchists who tried to use a volcano to knock the earth off its axis & it backfired.