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nick1985

nick1985

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i hear a fvcking air-horn while im trying to sleep im going to flip out. i have to get up at 6 AM for cross country practice and i have these fvckin moron football players with air horns blasting their sh!tty music till midnight and after....are they all fvckin morons???
 
1 of the fuckin morons came in and asked for my help to get his computer to work on the internet. (this was the first day they moved in so i didnt know they would be dicks at night yet). i take a look at the back of his computer and he has a phone cord jammed into his ethernet slot and jammed into the ethernet port into the wall. i laughed sooo hard...i had tears in my eyes...
 
Originally posted by: nick1985
1 of the fuckin morons came in and asked for my help to get his computer to work on the internet. (this was the first day they moved in so i didnt know they would be dicks at night yet). i take a look at the back of his computer and he has a phone cord jammed into his ethernet slot and jammed into the ethernet port into the wall. i laughed sooo hard...i had tears in my eyes...
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LMAO
🙂
 
Originally posted by: h8red
Originally posted by: nick1985
1 of the fuckin morons came in and asked for my help to get his computer to work on the internet. (this was the first day they moved in so i didnt know they would be dicks at night yet). i take a look at the back of his computer and he has a phone cord jammed into his ethernet slot and jammed into the ethernet port into the wall. i laughed sooo hard...i had tears in my eyes...
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LMAO
🙂
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:beer:
 
Originally posted by: nick1985
1 of the fuckin morons came in and asked for my help to get his computer to work on the internet. (this was the first day they moved in so i didnt know they would be dicks at night yet). i take a look at the back of his computer and he has a phone cord jammed into his ethernet slot and jammed into the ethernet port into the wall. i laughed sooo hard...i had tears in my eyes...
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He's lucky he didn't plug the phone cord into a phone jack.

It most likely would have fried his NIC, due to the foward voltage on the line...
 
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: nick1985
1 of the fuckin morons came in and asked for my help to get his computer to work on the internet. (this was the first day they moved in so i didnt know they would be dicks at night yet). i take a look at the back of his computer and he has a phone cord jammed into his ethernet slot and jammed into the ethernet port into the wall. i laughed sooo hard...i had tears in my eyes...
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He's lucky he didn't plug the phone cord into a phone jack.

It most likely would have fried his NIC, due to the foward voltage on the line...
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that would have been to bad...
 
lol I can relate to annoying football players in dorms...


solution: fvck up their computers... make sure they know you did it, and if they e ver mess with you, you wuill do it worse. I installed a remote control program on one of their computers when I was a sophmore.... I locked his keyboard and mouse while he was in the middle of an IM conversation with his GF, i told her that she was a whore and a slut and that it was over, and i never wanted to see her again, then logged him off.... lmao, it was hilarious,
 
Originally posted by: dxkj
lol I can relate to annoying football players in dorms...


solution: fvck up their computers... make sure they know you did it, and if they e ver mess with you, you wuill do it worse. I installed a remote control program on one of their computers when I was a sophmore.... I locked his keyboard and mouse while he was in the middle of an IM conversation with his GF, i told her that she was a whore and a slut and that it was over, and i never wanted to see her again, then logged him off.... lmao, it was hilarious,
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ill have to try somethin like that
 
Originally posted by: dxkj
lol I can relate to annoying football players in dorms...


solution: fvck up their computers... make sure they know you did it, and if they e ver mess with you, you wuill do it worse. I installed a remote control program on one of their computers when I was a sophmore.... I locked his keyboard and mouse while he was in the middle of an IM conversation with his GF, i told her that she was a whore and a slut and that it was over, and i never wanted to see her again, then logged him off.... lmao, it was hilarious,
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:Q Heh, this isn't revenge of the nerds. I have a feeling he would get a football shoved up his backside for doing stuff like that.
 
Originally posted by: nick1985
1 of the fuckin morons came in and asked for my help to get his computer to work on the internet. (this was the first day they moved in so i didnt know they would be dicks at night yet). i take a look at the back of his computer and he has a phone cord jammed into his ethernet slot and jammed into the ethernet port into the wall. i laughed sooo hard...i had tears in my eyes...
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i helped a woman out who was saying the same thing...."i cant get my internet to work."
so i go to the house, she had some USB device actually forced into the port on her NIC...
uhhhhh. man, talk about a retard. matching shapes is tough sometimes, i guess.
 
Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK
Originally posted by: dxkj
lol I can relate to annoying football players in dorms...


solution: fvck up their computers... make sure they know you did it, and if they e ver mess with you, you wuill do it worse. I installed a remote control program on one of their computers when I was a sophmore.... I locked his keyboard and mouse while he was in the middle of an IM conversation with his GF, i told her that she was a whore and a slut and that it was over, and i never wanted to see her again, then logged him off.... lmao, it was hilarious,
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:Q Heh, this isn't revenge of the nerds. I have a feeling he would get a football shoved up his backside for doing stuff like that.
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ill shove a cross country shoe up his :beer:
 
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