The New Wine "Rack": Sheer Brilliance

[irishScott]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001FYXY7G?tag=at055-20

Amazon.com Product Description
Avoid long lines for a cool, refreshing beverage at sporting events and parties with the WineRack, which integrates a polyurethane bladder into a comfortable sports bra. This medium-sized WineRack fits 34C through 38C bra sizes and holds 25 ounces (750ml) of your favorite beverage. It includes a long drinking tube with an easy-to-use on/off valve to control the flow. In addition to free-flowing beverages, the WineRack can also keep you warm or cool depending on what you fill it with as well as increase your bust size. The bra is machine washable and the removable bladder should be hand washed.

Product Description
The Winerack every girls best friend. Turn an A cup in to double Ds and sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends. Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too. Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks. We developed The Winerack to Fill Out our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is not, no offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila’ Drea’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money. Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash. With simple blow into the tube it's easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

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[thegimp03]

I pasted it to my fiancee and she responded that it's too small.

 

[I Saw OJ]

You really have a drinking problem if you need to use one of those.

 

[nakedfrog]

You really have a drinking problem if you need to use one of those.

Because you don't want to pay stadium prices for your libation of choice?

 

[irishScott]

You really have a drinking problem if you need to use one of those.

So if a chick wearing one of those came up to you at a party and offered you a drink, you wouldn't become "frustrated" and take a squeeze to "increase the flow?" :awe:

 

[irishScott]

I pasted it to my fiancee and she responded that it's too small.

Tell her you never know for sure till you try it on. Probably runs large.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

warm wine... yuck

 

[irishScott]

warm wine... yuck

Offer to ice it down? :awe:

Seriously, with a little thought there is no way a guy could lose with this...

 

[PaperclipGod]

referral links = fail

 

[irishScott]

referral links = fail

Fixed.

 

[AreaCode707]

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