In the news today a F-16 fighter engaged and destroyed an Iraqi SAM site that locked onto the fighter. After being cleared by Central Command and Subway Subs Inc, who sponsored this plane to make sure that no franchise installations were in the area, attacked the Iraqi position. Dropped was a new bomb model cojointly developed by Microsoft and DARPA, called the "NT Bomb" for New Technology, successfully destroying the installation according to Michael Ballmer, the son of MS CEO Steve Ballmer, the 9 year old stated "I FRAGG EM!! I FRAGGED EM GOOD!"
However, sources close to the NRO, the government agency in charge of sattellite reconisence disputed the claim by showing sattelite recon of the area with no sign of damage. The NRO quick to show case its latest "big bird" spy sat running on Oracle software and Sun system hardware, lambasted Microsoft for possibly 'pulling the wool over the pulblic' and that little if no damage was caused.
Microsoft could not be reached for comment on this, however they were quick to assure that no Iraqi open source developers were harmed or targetted in the attack, and that they REALLY did neutralize the threat.
Pentagon officials were unavailable for comment, and forwarded all press calls to Redmond.
Scarry huh>? Could be the future.