the new Lara Croft

[KillyKillall]

you all need help

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
you all need help

It's simply a sign of the times... there are more single parent households, and without dad's hustler, penthouse, and/or playboy to steal, these adolescent boys get all pumped up (pun intended) over video game characters.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: jamesbond007
Alyx in Half-Life 2 > New Lara Croft

Just my humble opinion! :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

 

[mugs]

Her breast movements don't look natural.

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: mugs
Her breast movements don't look natural.

It's a step in the right direction... 😀

And the Alyx picture is HILARIOUS

 

[Noid]

Originally posted by: mugs
Her breast movements don't look natural.

Lara's ? ... both the cinema and her movements look natural.

I've got more clips I can covert to GIF to say otherwise.

One movement has her smaking her ass, which makes her ass wiggle also.
(you can even hear the 'pat' noise as her hand hits her ass.)

 

[jamesbond007]

Originally posted by: Noid

Originally posted by: mugs
Her breast movements don't look natural.

Lara's ? ... both the cinema and her movements look natural.

I've got more clips I can covert to GIF to say otherwise.

One movement has her smaking her ass, which makes her ass wiggle also.
(you can even hear the 'pat' noise as her hand hits her ass.)

Noid? Listen to me man. You NEED a girlfriend. STAT! If you're this excited about a CG character, you need some help!

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: jamesbond007

Originally posted by: Noid

Originally posted by: mugs
Her breast movements don't look natural.

Lara's ? ... both the cinema and her movements look natural.

I've got more clips I can covert to GIF to say otherwise.

One movement has her smaking her ass, which makes her ass wiggle also.
(you can even hear the 'pat' noise as her hand hits her ass.)

Noid? Listen to me man. You NEED a girlfriend. STAT! If you're this excited about a CG character, you need some help!

I fear it's too late for that... we all need to chip in a couple dollars each via paypal, and get him a hooker for a night.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: jamesbond007

Originally posted by: Noid

Originally posted by: mugs
Her breast movements don't look natural.

Lara's ? ... both the cinema and her movements look natural.

I've got more clips I can covert to GIF to say otherwise.

One movement has her smaking her ass, which makes her ass wiggle also.
(you can even hear the 'pat' noise as her hand hits her ass.)

Noid? Listen to me man. You NEED a girlfriend. STAT! If you're this excited about a CG character, you need some help!

I fear it's too late for that... we all need to chip in a couple dollars each via paypal, and get him a hooker for a night.

Put me on the hooker for a night list! 😀

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: jamesbond007

Originally posted by: Noid

Originally posted by: mugs
Her breast movements don't look natural.

Lara's ? ... both the cinema and her movements look natural.

I've got more clips I can covert to GIF to say otherwise.

One movement has her smaking her ass, which makes her ass wiggle also.
(you can even hear the 'pat' noise as her hand hits her ass.)

Noid? Listen to me man. You NEED a girlfriend. STAT! If you're this excited about a CG character, you need some help!

I fear it's too late for that... we all need to chip in a couple dollars each via paypal, and get him a hooker for a night.

Put me on the hooker for a night list! 😀

There are two ways to read that sentence.. :Q

 

[Noid]

Originally posted by: jamesbond007

Originally posted by: Noid

Originally posted by: mugs
Her breast movements don't look natural.

Lara's ? ... both the cinema and her movements look natural.

I've got more clips I can covert to GIF to say otherwise.

One movement has her smaking her ass, which makes her ass wiggle also.
(you can even hear the 'pat' noise as her hand hits her ass.)

Noid? Listen to me man. You NEED a girlfriend. STAT! If you're this excited about a CG character, you need some help!

lol

 

[johnjbruin]

Reminds me of that article that was posted about the physics of boob motion in games.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
It works now. Not that sexy.

But still TONS better than Angelina Jolie...I never could see her in that part...another lousy actress with over-inflated lips...

 

[Exsomnis]

404: Sexy Not Found

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: jamesbond007

Originally posted by: Noid

Originally posted by: mugs
Her breast movements don't look natural.

Lara's ? ... both the cinema and her movements look natural.

I've got more clips I can covert to GIF to say otherwise.

One movement has her smaking her ass, which makes her ass wiggle also.
(you can even hear the 'pat' noise as her hand hits her ass.)

Noid? Listen to me man. You NEED a girlfriend. STAT! If you're this excited about a CG character, you need some help!

I fear it's too late for that... we all need to chip in a couple dollars each via paypal, and get him a hooker for a night.

Put me on the hooker for a night list! 😀

There are two ways to read that sentence.. :Q

Fortunately, only one interpretation solves the OP's problem. The other interpretation simply makes it worse. Much worse.