the new JOKES thread - write them here!

[wolf550e]

i know it repeats itself, but i like new jokes.
rules: nothing too offending, and nothing which can get you banned

 

[StageLeft]

I know no non-offensive jokes.

 

[Viper GTS]

This dog walks into a bar & says "Alright, who shot my paw?"

Dumbest joke I know.

Viper GTS

 

[StageLeft]

Oh I know a dumb one, that everyone has heard: "A bacon, cheese, and pepperoni walk into a bar and ask for food." Says the bartender "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

[Viper GTS]

This guy is walking along one day, & he sees this ladder headed up into the clouds. The ladder has a sign on it: "The ladder to success" Being the inquisitive bastard that he is, he starts to climb. He gets to the cloud, & there's Cindy Crawford, dressed in a tight business suit. She smiles, & says "Hey sexy, wanna stay with me for a while?" "No thanks, he says, I'm climbing the ladder to success." So up he climbs to the next cloud. Sure enough, there's Heidi Klum, in a bikini. "hey sexy, wanna stay with me for a while?" "Umm... I'd really like to, but I'm climbing the ladder to success." So, just as before, on he climbs. A little while later he reaches a third cloud. This time there's all three Dahm triplets, completely naked. They don't say a word, but motion for him to join them. But, as before, he tears his eyes off them & continues his journey. Some time later he reaches the last cloud in sight. Just has he pulls himself up & falls exhausted in a heap, he hears this voice behind him. "Hello there traveller." He turns around. There's this huge fat guy, butt naked, with long blonde hair. "Hi there, I'm Sess."

Viper GTS

 

[yakko]

Viper GTS,

hahahahahahaha eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww hahahahahahaha