The Never Ending Story ( Or how to annoy your neighbor in 3 words or less )

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Completed works and works in progress are in the 2nd post.

Okay, due to the forseeable lack of control for a complex story type project lets change this to something a little more relaxed. Quite simply this is now a finish the sentence style project.

Without making things too complex as to avoid confusion with over explanation here are the few rules I'd like to keep intact.

#1. Keep it clean. No cursing, duragatory statements or anything vulgar. Period.

#2. Try not to post more than once per sentence, this is to allow fairness and see that everyone has a chance to brain fart freely.

#3. Every post must be exactly 3 words long. Not 2, not 4 and surely not 1.

#4. You may use a period ( . ) , exlamation point ( ! ) or question mark ( ? ) to close a string of words as long as it forms a semi proper sentence, from there a new string not relevant to the last may be started.

#5. Try to make some form of sense using the previous post unless it was closed off with a period ( . ) , exlamation point ( ! ) or question mark ( ? )

#6. If you notice a previous word set that can be closed off and you would like start a new one, be sure to put a period ( . ) , exlamation point ( ! ) or question mark ( ? ) at the start of your 3 word set.

#7. Please only use the latest 3 word set to add on to, it would be too confusing to try to continue on from a set that's 5 - 10 posts earlier.

#8. If you have think a previously finished sentence could have gone better then quote the part you think is fine and put your 3 word set in after that and I'll make a diff scenario for it like a #1A and #1B and so on. Once this has been done however, unless you close the sentence off it will be considered open for further alteration :)


I'll copy and paste complete strings/sentences below every day or as I get arround to it :)
 
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And here's the collective mayhem we've come up with so far.

Sentences with an [F] in front of the nuber are finished.


[F]#1. I'm not creative before I get one last puff out of my pipe filled with spotted mountain toads and large hairy reindeer sitting atop freshly squeezed lemon.

[F]#2. There was nothing on my mind that's worse than drinking cheap beer on this very cold dark night without a glass.

[F]#3. She turned to Bob, looking lustfully expectant but realized the futility of continuing. The End.

[F]#4A. The waitress reluctantly ate a large ham sandwich which turned her into a small cauliflower that smelled funny, like a walrus.

[F]#4B. The waitress reluctantly ate a large ham sandwich which turned her into a small cauliflower that smelled funny, like a walrus mating with a drowning pool cleaner.

[F]#5. Is that Falcor... teetering on the brink of a world revolution that could end the snorting of ammonia through your eyeball, which is bloodshot from the pie hole. The End.

And the Credits

*sudden explosion scene*

Day 2: Cleanup

[F]#6. Sticky goo was on my lips; the dog licked it all off while its nose, moistened with blood, flared.

[F]#7.Bob considered giving Falcor a nice view of the Italian linoleum.

[F]#8A.A flying monkey exploded. The End!

#8B.A flying monkey narrowly missed colliding with a clown juggling five enormous

[F]#9.Immature posters spoiled the armpit cheese with hairy mold.

[F]#10.They broke the flux capacitor on santas red sleigh laden with several dead cows. Fin.

[F]#11.Without the candles we could not pwn the librarians, fighting over the
bulbous nostrils of Conan the Librarian.

#12.I tried to climb the towering pile of glue to sniff it, but the rain infuriated the gerbils