You just jelly cause your threads suck.
That was rather forward of you. Not at all presumptuous, but rather forward.
A bridge to NEFarious behavior starts with the misguided vision of one man. Called a creature by some, be it man or beast, his aim for success was well off target. Or was it?
Trudging through the vast desert of eternity, he stopped at an odd watering hole; a place called earth. This was no typical temporal anomaly. This one had inhabitants, little creatures who starred up at him in wonder. "How did we get here?" they shouted in frustration. "And who is that looking back at us?" they exclaimed.
So, the man removed his briefcase from his neck collar, sat upon it and began swirling the blue temporal sphere with his sharp, pointy finger. The inhabitants began to swirl around and around, and they became quite anxious as they swirled. "What are you doing?" they screamed.
The man stopped swirling the sphere just long enough to poke a hole in the sand, and the inhabitants started swirling down the hole. "Nooooo!" they yelped with terror as they were erased from the pages of time, one by one, down the hole they went.