The Mystery of Britney Spears Breasts - SOLVED

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Fake breasts or no fake breasts, I'd still give her a pearl necklace. (Am I allowed to say that? Am I going to be banned now? Should I call my lawyer? :p )
 

swayinOtis

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yeah, it is very strange how her breast size changes so much. i dont think push up bras can take all the credit, and it's obvious she hasn't had implants, so what is it? she's just got some crazy mellons.

i'd nail her real good. but, would she nail me? :)

i also love her feet. yes, i said feet. she has some good uns.



 

XMan

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There's a pic up at Hzl_eyed_girl's forums that pretty much definitively shows that they're fake.

She's wearing a see-thru tube top, no bra, and they're as round as baseballs. ;)
 

b0mbrman

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<< yeah, it is very strange how her breast size changes so much. i dont think push up bras can take all the credit, and it's obvious she hasn't has implants. she's just got some crazy mellons.
i'd nail her real good. but, would she nail me? :)
i also love her feet. yes, i said feet. she has some good uns.
>>



Hmmm...I have a weird feeling about asking this question, but...

Okay, I know what bad feet look like. What do exceptionally *good* feet look like?
 

mrCide

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<< There's a pic up at Hzl_eyed_girl's forums that pretty much definitively shows that they're fake.

She's wearing a see-thru tube top, no bra, and they're as round as baseballs. ;)
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you talking about that doctored photo?

few things: she's hot, i love her, they're not fake, that person who made it has no life, and i love her, and she's hot. :)
 

ViperMagic

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I may be a minority among males,but I like smaller breasts. Yes, smaler! Like an A or maybe a B. To big and.. yuck
 

AdamDuritz99

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<< I may be a minority among males,but I like smaller breasts. Yes, smaler! Like an A or maybe a B. To big and.. yuck >>



peace
sean
 

yoda291

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<< I may be a minority among males,but I like smaller breasts. Yes, smaler! Like an A or maybe a B. To big and.. yuck >>



I really don't care what size a woman's breaststs are so long as she has the body for them. I hate seeing a beautiful, slender, lithe female body and then BAMM! watermelons. It really kills the symmetry. I have yet to see a woman who has the body to handle a D cup particularly gracefully. I know some C cup knockouts tho and lots of small breasted women who are absolutely insane. I think tho, that men stare at large breasts sometimes because the sheer physics of it boggles the mind. At least that's the excuse I give. "I'm try to examine one of the scientific mysteries of the physics world, could you stand still a while?"
 

urameatball

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<< I may be a minority among males,but I like smaller breasts. Yes, smaler! Like an A or maybe a B. To big and.. yuck >>

but... but...
your kids will starve :)
 

spanky

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<< your kids will starve :) >>





HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA...

that was good one :)
 

CraigRT

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<< Fake breasts or no fake breasts, I'd still give her a pearl necklace >>



hahahaha...
I'm with u man...... :D