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ltk007

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Since mods are cracking down on useless threads, and that's all I've ever made, I figured I'd try and change my ways. So everyone post useful advice you've received throughout your life or some advice you have for others.

my list
1) Don't piss of women
2) Don't use a magnetized screwdriver in a PC, EVER (I didn't do it my friend did, but damn)
3) I before E except after C
4) Don't post usless threads


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NoreagaCNN

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1) In jail don't drop the soap
2) DO look into your microwave a lot, i gives you X-Ray Vision
3) Your computer is not your girlfriend (I'm sorry if that disappoints many of you, :( )

-Nore
 
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flippinfleck

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1) Soda and keyboards/comps don't mix!
2) Don't bite off more than you can chew.
3) If your shoes are untied, TIE THEM!!
4) Whatever you do, DO NOT RUN WITH SCISSORS!
 
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zippy

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Nov 10, 1999
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1. Look both ways before crossing the street.
2. Just say no to drugs.
3. Don't post useless threads.
 
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Pyxis

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When playing roller hockey, don't rollerblade with the hockey stick in FRONT of you, if you know what I mean, OUCH!:eek:
 
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SmiZ

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<< useful advice you've received throughout your life >>





<< 1) In jail don't drop the soap >>



Ouch for Nore, sorry to hear that. ;)
 
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Windogg

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Oct 9, 1999
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Don't drink the contents of your car's gas tank and then run into a burning house to take a piss.

Don't get drunk and unrinate on the &quot;third rail.&quot;

If you get lost, you can always find North by staring directly at the sun.
 
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Yeeny

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Feb 2, 2000
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Do not ever, ever think that a man will learn to put the toilet seat down. It's just against their nature.

Never dress up sexy for a dance, and forget to check the heel of your stiletto boot as you leave the ladies room. It can make for an embarrassing situation on the dance floor, when you realize you have a five foot long piece of TP stuck to your heel... :eek:

And don't ever allow your kids to hold your purse in the store, when you are on line. It is amazing how fast feminine products can become deadly missles in the hands of a three year old.... ;)
 
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Yeeny

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Hey, I am not useless!

Another tip, do not use a girl avatar when your a guy, unless your a freaky guy like *cough* Adul or ltk *cough* ;)
 
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WetSprocket

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GF I am a man and I do put the toilet seat down. Both seat and lid. My thoughts are that if I have to &quot;work&quot; to use the bathroom by golly she should have to also.


Dont look directly at the sun, make someone else do it.
 
scorpmatt

scorpmatt

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Feb 8, 2001
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1) DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
2) Don't fall asleep in an area that is not big enough to fit you
3) Don't look down
4) Don't fret over spilled milk
5) Speeding does not allow you to get anywhere faster
6) Don't fall asleep while driving
7) Keep one eye open while sleeping (on the street)
and one more 8) Don't fall down the stairs and land incorrectly
 
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poop

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Oct 21, 1999
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1) Don't say genitals.
2) Do not say anything about a locked topic in a topic title.

The two above things got me my only 2 locked topics.
 
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gittyup

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1) Don't put metal in the microwave.
2) See a doctor and get rid of it.
3) When in doubt, turn off the electricity.
4) Lord loves a working man.
5) Never let them see you sweat.
6) Don't let your 2 yeard old anywhere near your new laptop.
7) Where ever you are, act like that's the place to be.
8) Don't piss off the mods.

Note: Some items listed above were taken from movies.....
 
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