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The Most Functional Word.
Well, its sh*t.... that's right..... sh*t!!
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider........ You can get sh*t-faced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains.
With a little effort you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, oh sh*t, no sh*t, forget sh*t and tell others to eat sh*t.
Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.
There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, crazy sh*ts, There is bull sh/t, horse sh*t and chicken sh*t.
Feel like dog sh*t, You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. you can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t, and some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like sh*t, some music IS the sh*t. Things can look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like sh*t.
You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, good sh*t, the wrong sh*t, or a lot of weird sh*t.
You can carry sh*t have a mountain of sh*t, Find yourself up sh*ts creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, sh*t is one of the basic building blocks of the English language.
And remember, once you know your sh*t.... you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a sh*t, or not, if you don't give a sh*t.
Well, sh*t.. it's time for me to go.
I just wanted you to know that I DO give a sh*t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of sh*t,
But if you happened to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*thead, well...........SH*T HAPPENS!
Well, its sh*t.... that's right..... sh*t!!
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider........ You can get sh*t-faced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains.
With a little effort you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, oh sh*t, no sh*t, forget sh*t and tell others to eat sh*t.
Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.
There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, crazy sh*ts, There is bull sh/t, horse sh*t and chicken sh*t.
Feel like dog sh*t, You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. you can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t, and some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like sh*t, some music IS the sh*t. Things can look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like sh*t.
You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, good sh*t, the wrong sh*t, or a lot of weird sh*t.
You can carry sh*t have a mountain of sh*t, Find yourself up sh*ts creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, sh*t is one of the basic building blocks of the English language.
And remember, once you know your sh*t.... you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a sh*t, or not, if you don't give a sh*t.
Well, sh*t.. it's time for me to go.
I just wanted you to know that I DO give a sh*t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of sh*t,
But if you happened to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*thead, well...........SH*T HAPPENS!
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