The most fearsome beast of all...

[dennilfloss]

The one every man fears...

The metal- or plastic-toothed monster! :Q

Pay No Mind (Beck)

 

[Dean]

Is it the Frank or The Beans?? heh

 

[WombatWoman]

Women, too, can be attacked by this beast.

I still have a little scar on an unmentionable upstairs protuberance from being bitten in 1969 by a nasty metal-toothed monster that ran up the side of an Emma Peel-style leather jumpsuit.

 

[dennilfloss]

WombatWoman in an Emma Peel leather suit, eh?

Black?

With stiletto heels?

Doing karate chops and leg kicks?

Now THAT is a pleasant image in my mind.

Thanks Jean!

In The Air Tonight (Phil Collins)

 

[WombatWoman]

Leather 1969

Cue some "Avengers" music while I practice my high-kick on dennilfloss's eyeglasses...

Note the wicked brass zipper that runs straight across some areas of maximum ouchitude.

 

[Aquaman]

I'm glad to say those beasties are only a problem when I go 'Commando'

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Viper GTS]

Hey everybody! I can tell you which "unmentionable" WW has a scar on!



Viper GTS

 

[WombatWoman]

I can tell you which "unmentionable" WW has a scar on!

You are a naughty little boy, and if you tell, I shall have to spank you. While wearing stiletto-heeled boots and a motorcycle jacket that says "Heck's Agnostics" on the back.