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FeuerFrei

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Must have been a successful fire-log debut last year. They went on to introduce gravy-scented candles!!!!!!!!1


Just hoping to make you "crave" some K.F.C. ... I reckon.
 

UsandThem

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Must have been a successful fire-log debut last year. They went on to introduce gravy-scented candles!!!!!!!!1


Just hoping to make you "crave" some K.F.C. ... I reckon.
Our closest KFC is so bad, there are no chicken logs or gravy candles good enough to ever get me to step foot in there ever again. Seriously, it's that bad. :oops:

We usually only hit up a KFC whenever we travel. Otherwise, when want fried chicken, we go to a southern chain called Bojangles. I don't like their chicken as much as KFC's, but at least it's fresh and I don't have to wait 50 minutes for an normal small order. :p
 

ultimatebob

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The KFC's around where I live always seem to be out of my favorite kind of fried chicken. You would think that a company as big as Yum would spend some R&D money on coming up with a way to forecast demand and insure that they usually have fresh product in stock, but apparently they're too busy making asian dating sims and gravy scented candles.
 

clamum

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Our closest KFC is so bad, there are no chicken logs or gravy candles good enough to ever get me to step foot in there ever again. Seriously, it's that bad. :oops:

We usually only hit up a KFC whenever we travel. Otherwise, when want fried chicken, we go to a southern chain called Bojangles. I don't like their chicken as much as KFC's, but at least it's fresh and I don't have to wait 50 minutes for an normal small order. :p
That sucks. The one I go to in my city is quite good. I guess I usually go there later than "normal" dinner time (say around 7:30 - 8:00 pm) but there's usually only a couple people in there and my food's ready before I even get done filling my drink (I get the breast and other piece combo). And man that f'ing chicken is so good.
 

Red Squirrel

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Popeye's >>>>>> KFC


But so far no Popeye's fried chicken logs or gravy-candles to be seen so there is that.
I heard about Popeyes recently, supposedly we're getting one here. KFC went downhill in the past years, even their salads are meh now since they changed them.
 

UsandThem

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I thought this thread was going to be about the Fleshlight
A nice, warm KFC log beats the Fleshlight experience every time. :p

That sucks. The one I go to in my city is quite good. I guess I usually go there later than "normal" dinner time (say around 7:30 - 8:00 pm) but there's usually only a couple people in there and my food's ready before I even get done filling my drink (I get the breast and other piece combo). And man that f'ing chicken is so good.
It's not just the local KFC that is bad in this region, although they are the worst.

It really comes down to what workers these companies can hire, and they are pretty bad down here. I've lived in a lot of places, and there is just a different "I'll get to it when I want to" "And I only want to the minimum amount of work not to get fired" culture down here in NC.

Hell, I ordered Papa Johns pizza once, and the delivery driver locked his keys in his car in my driveway. He blocked our cars in our garage, and it took like 3 hours for someone to show up and open up his car (even though this Papa Johns is like 5 minutes from our house). It was cold outside, so he sat on our couch the entire time and he was a really weird dude. In fact, he had a cast on his right arm and we asked what happened............he told us he broke it because he got mad and punched his car a few weeks ago. Seriously. o_O
 

zinfamous

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We usually only hit up a KFC whenever we travel. Otherwise, when want fried chicken, we go to a southern chain called Bojangles.
Yes! it is easily the best anywhere! And they make real biscuits! and they make real country ham biscuits, and gravy, and all-day breakfast. ...and yes, it just destroys Popeyes and all that other garbage crap.


I don't like their chicken as much as KFC's,.......
....WTF? Are you nuts? Go DIAF! (but pleasantly, please!)
 

zinfamous

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A nice, warm KFC log beats the Fleshlight experience every time. :p


It's not just the local KFC that is bad in this region, although they are the worst.

It really comes down to what workers these companies can hire, and they are pretty bad down here. I've lived in a lot of places, and there is just a different "I'll get to it when I want to" "And I only want to the minimum amount of work not to get fired" culture down here in NC.

Hell, I ordered Papa Johns pizza once, and the delivery driver locked his keys in his car in my driveway. He blocked our cars in our garage, and it took like 3 hours for someone to show up and open up his car (even though this Papa Johns is like 5 minutes from our house). It was cold outside, so he sat on our couch the entire time and he was a really weird dude. In fact, he had a cast on his right arm and we asked what happened............he told us he broke it because he got mad and punched his car a few weeks ago. Seriously. o_O
Damn dude, do you live in Fayetnam? :D
 

UsandThem

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Yes! it is easily the best anywhere! And they make real biscuits! and they make real country ham biscuits, and gravy, and all-day breakfast. ...and yes, it just destroys Popeyes and all that other garbage crap.
I'll give you that. They do have better biscuits and sides. Their Bo Berry biscuits are nice every once in a while as a dessert too.
....WTF? Are you nuts? Go DIAF! (but pleasantly, please!)
Their chicken is good, not great IMO.

I grew up eating KFC or Lee's Famous Recipe, so that's the style I prefer.
 

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