Well, I just reached a million RC5 blocks. I've been anxiously waiting this day because I wanted the Hot Tub. In the back of my mind, I suspected that it was a myth... the Holy Grail of cracking. Boy was I wrong.
8am the doorbell rings. Two curvacious babes were waiting at my door. "The hot tub is set up in your back yard, we have the champaign. I'm Bubbles and this is my sister Candy"
Wow, I thought.
We soaked in the tub for a while and drank the champaign. Can it get any better than this?
"Are you ready to get a little freaky?" Candy said to me.
"Oh yeah!" I said. This was what I've been waiting for.
"Counterstrike or Rocketarena?" I returned.
"Counterstrike is for kids, lets do ra3map1." Bubbles replied. I was in heaven.
I set her up with at my server PC. "What is this, a Geforce MX?" She scoffed. I don't know where she hid it, but out she pulled and
Ultra and had it installed before I could say asslaminate.
She brought mad skillz, and I found myself being owned. "Newbie..." she cried after running me 10-0 in thunderstruck "are you sure you are using the mouse?"
I was crushed, all the practice was for naught.
"Cheer up" said Candy. "There is always 2 million... next time you might even get to take a look at our crackracks"
So they left, and took the Hot Tub (and the Ultra
)with them. But the legend is true. Hit a million and see for yourself. I did, and I will never be the same for it.
keep crackin for fun ... and for the hot tub.
8am the doorbell rings. Two curvacious babes were waiting at my door. "The hot tub is set up in your back yard, we have the champaign. I'm Bubbles and this is my sister Candy"
Wow, I thought.
We soaked in the tub for a while and drank the champaign. Can it get any better than this?
"Are you ready to get a little freaky?" Candy said to me.
"Oh yeah!" I said. This was what I've been waiting for.
"Counterstrike or Rocketarena?" I returned.
"Counterstrike is for kids, lets do ra3map1." Bubbles replied. I was in heaven.
I set her up with at my server PC. "What is this, a Geforce MX?" She scoffed. I don't know where she hid it, but out she pulled and
Ultra and had it installed before I could say asslaminate.
She brought mad skillz, and I found myself being owned. "Newbie..." she cried after running me 10-0 in thunderstruck "are you sure you are using the mouse?"
I was crushed, all the practice was for naught.
"Cheer up" said Candy. "There is always 2 million... next time you might even get to take a look at our crackracks"
So they left, and took the Hot Tub (and the Ultra
)with them. But the legend is true. Hit a million and see for yourself. I did, and I will never be the same for it.keep crackin for fun ... and for the hot tub.
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