The Matrix: Rejected

[Byte]

This is HILARIOUS

There is a spoon!

My favorate:

"He's been going for ten hours straight. He's a machine."

That's right. The first indication that Neo was The One was his ability to spend ten hours sitting in a chair. There's your hero, computer dorks! "Hey, check out the neuralkinetics between the chair and his arse!"

10 hours is nothing, i must be the ONE and TWO!

 

[ThaGrandCow]

The aborted American dream

Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels.

In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars.

Um, lets see... 1000 children times 1 million dollars each = $1,000,000,000
Yep... $300mil should just about cover that bill.

 

[Xionide]

GODAMIT that better not be the real endig that is posted in that thing. IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING. godamit godami godamit

 

[Byte]

Hey, don't diss Dr. Albert Oxford, PhD 😀

 

[atom]

Originally posted by: Xionide
GODAMIT that better not be the real endig that is posted in that thing. IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING. godamit godami godamit

Good thing you posted, I'm not gonna read it now.

 

[Cfour]

Originally posted by: atom

Originally posted by: Xionide
GODAMIT that better not be the real endig that is posted in that thing. IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING. godamit godami godamit

Good thing you posted, I'm not gonna read it now.

same

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Still not convinced the first film was rubbish?

The cybernetic army that took over the Earth, says the film, was solar powered. The human resistance responded by blotting out the sky.

A desperate measure, but surely the only choice they had. It was that, or, I don't know, postpone their counterattack until evening.

ROFL again! I don't consider anything in that list to really be a major spoiler. There were a few minor spoilers, but nothing serious.

 

[mchammer187]

is he trying to be serious?

I'm dreaming of a white... cast?

Two actors were abruptly cut from the sequel cast before production ended, both female minorities. Coincidence?

Aaliyah and Gloria Foster were unceremonially dropped after shooting some scenes for the sequel. What's wrong, guys? They didn't test well with the predominantly white Matrix audiences?

Neither actress could be reached for comment.

maybe because they died

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Still not convinced the first film was rubbish?

The cybernetic army that took over the Earth, says the film, was solar powered. The human resistance responded by blotting out the sky.

A desperate measure, but surely the only choice they had. It was that, or, I don't know, postpone their counterattack until evening.

ROFL again! I don't consider anything in that list to really be a major spoiler. There were a few minor spoilers, but nothing serious.

How about the ending to reloaded? is that spoiling it enough?

 

[narzy]

I would like Mr. Oxford's credentials.

 

[Atlantean]

Two actors were abruptly cut from the sequel cast before production ended, both female minorities. Coincidence?

Aaliyah and Gloria Foster were unceremonially dropped after shooting some scenes for the sequel. What's wrong, guys? They didn't test well with the predominantly white Matrix audiences?

Neither actress could be reached for comment.

hmm.... last time I checked Aaliyah died so couldn't really finish the production of the movie... come to think of it so did Gloria foster. The guy that wrote this needs to look at it again, or maybe he was trying to make some lame joke.

 

[rockyct]

I sure hope this guy is just messing with these people or else getting a Ph.D is the same as it used to be. The flawed logic just is just too much for a someone who went to school for that long.

 

[ndee]

there was also a list of 50reasons why LOTR sucks. Some of your sarcasm-o-meters are really broken.

 

[henmaster]

You could at least give us a spoiler warning dude. And I did not find any of those particularly funny but maybe thats just me.

 

[ROTC1983]

Holy crap, this dude is a moron. I guess anyone can get a PHd these days.

 

[ndee]

you guys really take him for real? LOL

 

[rockyct]

After reading the 50 LOTR reasons, I now know for sure that this is a joke but it's really funny.

Quality Control at New Line.

Millions of copies of the LOTR DVD have thick black bars at the bottom and top of the screen throughout the film. Didn't anyone catch this? You know what happens at the end, in the extreme foreground and extreme upper sky? Neither do I. Bush league, guys.

Besides, what non computer person uses arse?

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

The aborted American dream

Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels.

In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars.

Um, lets see... 1000 children times 1 million dollars each = $1,000,000,000
Yep... $300mil should just about cover that bill.

~300 mil * 3 = ~1 billion

Viper GTS

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

The aborted American dream

Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels.

In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars.

Um, lets see... 1000 children times 1 million dollars each = $1,000,000,000
Yep... $300mil should just about cover that bill.

~300 mil * 3 = ~1 billion

Viper GTS

a)it mentions two, not three... so ~300 mil * 2 = ~600 mil != 1 billion
b)Since the phrase "devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels" lacks the word "each", it should be taken as the aggregate sum for the two, not the individual cost per film

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

The aborted American dream

Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels.

In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars.

Um, lets see... 1000 children times 1 million dollars each = $1,000,000,000
Yep... $300mil should just about cover that bill.

~300 mil * 3 = ~1 billion

Viper GTS

a)it mentions two, not three... so ~300 mil * 2 = ~600 mil != 1 billion
b)Since the phrase "devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels" lacks the word "each", it should be taken as the aggregate sum for the two, not the individual cost per film

Ahh fvck it.

And to think I'll be even less able to read when the Nyquill hits me.

Viper GTS

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

The aborted American dream

Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels.

In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars.

Um, lets see... 1000 children times 1 million dollars each = $1,000,000,000
Yep... $300mil should just about cover that bill.

~300 mil * 3 = ~1 billion

Viper GTS

a)it mentions two, not three... so ~300 mil * 2 = ~600 mil != 1 billion
b)Since the phrase "devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels" lacks the word "each", it should be taken as the aggregate sum for the two, not the individual cost per film

Ahh fvck it.

And to think I'll be even less able to read when the Nyquill hits me.

Viper GTS

Its alright, its pretty late, at least where I live

 

[Imaginer]

The Matrix: Reconsidered further

If you need to get in touch with a person, you can simply call them at their office. You do not need to actually mail the phone to them.


Um... isn't the matrix keeps track of everything even stuff like office phones? I thought that mailed phone is a program separate from the matrix which is what the intention of the resistance.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Imaginer
The Matrix: Reconsidered further

If you need to get in touch with a person, you can simply call them at their office. You do not need to actually mail the phone to them.


Um... isn't the matrix keeps track of everything even stuff like office phones? I thought that mailed phone is a program separate from the matrix which is what the intention of the resistance.

or, at the very least it is a phone that is not as well monitored as the office phones, since they know Neo uses the office phones

 

[udonoogen]

please warn about spoilers next time ... argh

 

[Liviathan]

Put spoiler or something to warned people.